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Blogs > MahoganyWulf > The Obsidian Den

Bullshit,math,ass-kissing and the office affair.....  

MahoganyWulf 56M
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3/13/2007 8:41 pm

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2/17/2008 5:45 am
Bullshit,math,ass-kissing and the office affair.....
Bullshit,math,ass-kissing and the office affair..

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Nearly everyone in the work force,has been to one of those meetings,where someone wants you to give over 100%....

Have you ever wonder about those people,who claim they're giving more than 100%?

How about,the over achiever? You know;the teachers-pet,the team captain.. And don't forget,the company asskisser..

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula,that should help you answer those questions.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

A = 1 / B = 2 / C = 3 / D = 4 / E = 5 / F = 6 / G = 7 / H = 8 / I = 9 / J = 10 / K = 11 / L = 12 / M = 13 / N = 14 / O = 15 / P = 16 / Q = 17 / R = 18 / S = 19 / T = 20 / U = 21 / V = 22 / W = 23 / X = 24 / Y = 25 / Z = 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
Now let us take a look at
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%
and for the ones that go straight to the zipper.
F-U-C-K-I-N-G-T-H-E-B-O-S-S
and beyond
6+21+3+11+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=159%
F-U-C-K-I-N-G-T-H-E-B-O-S-S-A-N-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
6+21+3+11+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19+1+14+4+19+16+ 15+21+19+5=273%


So,one can conclude with mathematical certainty,that:
Hard work and knowledge brings opportunity.
Having a good attitude will get you noticed.
Bullshit and asskissng will get you further..
We all know,that fucking the boss can give you a good legs up in the company. However,having the boss spouse join in,increases your chances of survival.
sooootiredofit 49F

3/13/2007 9:29 pm

 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO this was great..thanks for sharing!:D


dolo488 47M

3/13/2007 9:19 pm

 Honestly I wanna thank you. I coach kids in basketball, football, and life and the math on attitude is epic. That is fourth quarter, fourth down, second half hottness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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