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The Beat Goes On.....
The Beat Goes On..... They re-opened the club after one week so ole purple is employed again. For some odd reason that didn't make the papers........LMAO and nobody knew we were open again so business was slow. Try non existent. By evening word got around and we made more money than we ever have on a Tuesday night. More than most weekend nights. Everybody needed a "fix"! Every once in a while I miss being able to consume alcohol.......purple waxes nostalgic........ I have a VERY small case of OCD. The dandelions have started sprouting in my yard and it's driving me I~N~S~A~N~E! I go out in the yard every day with my hand trowel and pop the wee lil devils up at the root. Can ya just see it.....stupid purple walking out in the yard bent over beheading dandelions. Bobby Buttlicker yelled at me to stop because I wasn't getting the WHOLE root and they would just grow back. He suggested I use the spreader and apply weed and feed. I suggested he go to the store, buy some, and get his ass out there and apply it! The Harley Hottie drove by the other day when I was out weeding, he slowed down and said "good to see you out and about again. Figures I'd find you sitting in the yard with that hand trowel in your hand!" Any big landscaping plans for this year? |
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4/25/2010 2:39 pm |
girl bobby buttlicker is right, those roots are extremely long, deep into the ground and forever growing!!! Damn burgers come up year after year, our trailer tone home manager has weed eater people come in and spray for everyone butt it doesn't kill it right away, takes 24hrs or so, darn it! lol I could send Angel over to pick you a bouquet of them for ya she does it to me every Spring!!! HELP!!!
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4/21/2010 3:24 pm |
Sounds like you have plenty of work now. At the bar and at home dandelion hunting.
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4/21/2010 1:09 pm |
I'll be doing some landscaping to make a buck, if I can. The job market is lean and mean around here.
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4/20/2010 4:43 pm |
Yup, gonna knock the barn flat and plant veggies where the old floor is now. making a single level shed with half or less the footprint to take over the storage duties.
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4/20/2010 4:41 pm |
well, this year I'm cutting down the damn spruce tree that's always in the way when I'm putting up the extension ladder, and I'm borrowing a tractor tow chain from a neighbor and gonna pull down the 28x16 2 story barn that's falling apart & blocks My view in the bedroom anyway... I figure a logging chain around the center post & I give my 4 by 4 in low 4 and give it a good pull or three and the sucker is gonna be distinctly low-rise... Gonna plant a veggie garden where the floor of the barn is now, get growin' my own
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Put in a 4' x 8' raised bed of asparagus. Have timbers to install a couple more this week. Gonna raise me some beans, baby. And 'maters and onions, and all sorts of good fresh stuff. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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The weather here in Florida is total different. Last month in the first week of March I mowed the yard! How early is this??? Few weeks ago, three (yes THREE) Oaks trees started having crazy pollen cause my car cover in yellow.
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Most of my desire to do landscaping is quenched by playing Farmville. LOL I will have to do some weeding and planting of grass seed because the snow plowers always screw up my lawn. I was toying with the idea of getting some tomato plants but we'll see. Employment is good but keep a low profile over there.
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I do landscaping every summer; eventually I'll get to the point where I am satisfied and quit. You could get one of those implements that pops the dandelion out and you don't have to bend over and do it with the hand trowel. AKA The Clit Whisperer.
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4/17/2010 3:11 pm |
my landscaping plans would be making the journey to B.F.E. area to catch sight of You bending over!!!1 Dreamy!!{=} I'm a Real sucker for nipples Originator of the Cock Salad
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Good to hear you're back at work! -We've started several outside projects, because we ended up w/a Lowe's gift card. Jewel has planted a blueberry bush out front, and snapdragons, and a few other "flars", Also some potted herbs. I cut down some overgrown shrubs out back where Jewel wanted a veg garden, but those roots are going to need to rot a bit. And I'm cleaning up the last couple year's leaves out back! "You can't fix stupid...."
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Well of course it was busy! Look at the free advertising you got. Everyone was probably hoping for another fight.
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. I rent, so no, other than putting in some potted tomato plants as soon as The Home Despot gets 'em in. I am about due to do a little Manscaping, tho... . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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