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Life is Funny  

demonicsexkitten 49F
5181 posts
4/14/2015 6:16 pm

Last Read:
4/17/2015 4:39 pm

Life is Funny


In a painful, ironic, "hahaha... all I can do is laugh" kind of way.

My blue doumbek shipped... and was delivered... TODAY!!

To somebody in Stafford, TX.

Only 2100 miles away.

Anybody familiar with international shipping? Is there some sort of huge USPS warehouse down there that receives international orders then forwards them "stateside" ?

It's either that or I'm getting my money back soon. I already emailed the seller about it.

Happy almost Wednesday, everybody!

Hopefully this weekend will be nice and relaxing. We have "4 hours mandatory overtime" this week. Oddly enough the "mandatory OT" weeks are the ones I find it hardest to keep my butt at work (I normally average 4 - 10+ OT hours a week). I wonder if I could argue my way out of it for going above and beyond in prior weeks.

easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
4/14/2015 6:39 pm

That's funny demonicsexkitten...

years ago, I had to fill out gobs of paper work for a rush shipment we were doing to south America. the people in our shipping department were making me go thru hoops to make sure all the t's were crossed and the i's were dotted. Then, the package got shipped to Australia.

They came to me and asked if I wouldn't mind hand delivering 6 boxes of stuff and paying the duty and freight on it, and taking the extra time thru customs. I agreed to do it, but, I was upset...

Your story reminded me of that... Now, it wasn't something I was blogging about for weeks, but, it was the fact that I had so much paperwork to do to make it happen and it still got messed up, and, then I had to fix it... Still laughing as I am typing this out...

As far as the OT, here is a song for you...

oldie but goody!!!

B.T.O. (BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVE) - "Takin' Care Of Business"

You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be

Taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
Work out

If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
And we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be

Taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime

Mercy
Whooooo
All right

[Instrumental Interlude]

Take good care of my business
When I'm away, every day
Whoooo

You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
And I'll be

Taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
I've been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime

[Brief Instrumental Interlude]

Takin' care of business, whoo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business (every day)
Takin' care of business (every way)
Takin' care of business (it's all mine)
Takin' care of business
And working overtime
Whoooo
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
We be Takin' care of business
We be Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business
Takin' care of business

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demonicsexkitten replies on 4/14/2015 10:01 pm:
Sorry if it's boring that I'm still blogging about it lol.
It's just... MORE drum drama.
And a few friends were hoping for a new blog post and I'm just not in the "writing mood" so much.

On the other hand... I could join the ranks of "You wouldn't believe what a guy emailed me today!" bloggers lol.

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/14/2015 8:17 pm

I don't know what happened to your drum shipment, but I do know it happens. The company I worked for had an excellent record for delivering on time and in pristine condition, but we still screwed up a lot of shipments. When you handle millions of pounds, you're gonna make mistakes. We got a memo one day from our barn in Gary, Indiana. "Has anybody seen a forklift?" They did a count that morning and were missing one. I'm certain that what happened is that some supervisor pissed off a driver so he parked a forklift in a wagon headed for some remote barn. I've seen it done. We got a shipment of new Ford tractors one day, and the next morning they were gone. Just gone, nobody knows where. So....there were times we couldn't even keep track of our own shit, let alone yours.

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demonicsexkitten replies on 4/14/2015 10:05 pm:
Tractors disappearing... sounds like a Pixar short.

Who says there's no such thing as aliens? Obviously they took them.

Were they EVER found???

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/14/2015 10:24 pm

demonicsexkitten replies on 4/15/2015 1:05 am:
"Tractors disappearing... sounds like a Pixar short.

Who says there's no such thing as aliens? Obviously they took them.

Were they EVER found???"

Maybe- but you can be sure if the dumb asses found them they weren't admitting what happened. It was company policy that management never admitted a mistake.

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demonicsexkitten replies on 4/14/2015 10:30 pm:
I'm still imagining them, cartoonish like in CARS, getting sucked up by a UFO... one by one. lol.

AlvinBooth 70M
5468 posts
4/15/2015 5:42 am

I had UPS deliver an empty box once. It had broken open in transit and the item fell out and got lost. How anybody could miss a 3 ft chunk of 1" dia metal rod is beyond me. But the funny part is that someone actually taped the box back up.

AB


No Bozos


demonicsexkitten replies on 4/15/2015 4:52 pm:
Hmmm.... "Maybe he won't notice" haha

kittyliquor519 59M
2730 posts
4/15/2015 7:21 am

Curious...you ordered a drum and had it shipped. No Guitar Center or other music store close by?

Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


demonicsexkitten replies on 4/15/2015 4:55 pm:
We do. But the only doumbek they had was the style I seriously did not want. And one had a company he could try ordering one I wanted from... but they only ship if he orders $1500 or more in merchandise.

Technically I'm looking for the doumbek (fiery maroon) that I posted on my main blog page. The one I purchased online I *believe* is a close cousin but with a different drum head and in blues rather than maroons.

humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
4/15/2015 11:31 am

Clearly the doumbek gods want to make sure you don't take your drumming for granted...

You will eventually have a fine story to go with your new toy. In the meantime, I hope you are channeling your frustration into something postiive. May I suggest drumming?

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demonicsexkitten replies on 4/15/2015 4:57 pm:
Actually... I am drumming. And working out a "home" for all my musical instruments. AND... getting ready for a guest at the end of the month.

christylovesfun 51F  
16880 posts
4/15/2015 1:29 pm

I'm impatiently awaiting my own package from Thailand. Evidently it's in NYC now. Good luck getting your drum to you!

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra


demonicsexkitten replies on 4/15/2015 4:57 pm:
hahahaha Maybe our items are having coffee together.

The seller sent me a different tracking# which showed my item still in NYC too. I suspect, when sending out the confirmation email with tracking details, he got the tracking numbers crossed. They had 2 of the same drums available and two of us purchased within a day of eachother.

Nuke_N_Naughty 52M/54F

4/16/2015 10:03 pm

Sorry to hear about your issues with the shipment of your latest doumbek, but from someone who does a LOT of shopping online (Amazon is SO evil!!), I know just how frustrating it can be dealing with international shipping, but it sounds like you came through it okay.

Good luck getting out of your "mandatory" OT!!

Dennis (Idahonuke)
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demonicsexkitten replies on 4/16/2015 11:41 pm:
The shipping confirmation# that was all over *most* of my emails say it was delivered to TX.

The shipping confirmation# that the seller sent me after I asked about it shows my items still sitting in NYC. Where it's been since 4/5. I'm going to call customer service on Saturday and ask about it. Seller said no worries: if it doesn't show up he will send something new or issue a refund.

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