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My cock ring keeps sliding off Bonjour mon petit bureau de change Have you ever heard someone say "Whatever blows your skirt up" ? I hadn't until the other day . Is that a "real" expression ? I like that better than "whatever floats your boat" but I suppose it doesn't always work because not everyone wears a skirt . Not yet anyway .  Were you born in the years 1965-1979 ? I was . Apparently this means that I am nothing . I was talking all the stupid annual classes we have to take at work every year and the one about diversity was talking about the various "generations" and there was gap after so called baby boomers and before so called generation X and so called millenials and that gap was from 65 to 79 . Those of us in the this lost period apparently have no cultural identity and we bring nothing to the table diversity wise . We're just there taking up space . We are neither confused and frightened by technology nor do we love it more than out own life and shove it in all our orifices . We are neither careful or wasteful with our money . We are neither prudes nor dirty , dirty , dirty filthy sluts who bang all day every day at home , at work , on the bus and in the laudromat . Yeah , I said laudromat . Thereby I will name us 6579ers the Lost Generation and/or the Hollow Ones . Also the Fighting Mongooses . And our mantra will be , as I quote fight club for like the 10,000th time like a douche ; “We’re the middle of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.” But on the plus side having no destiny or identity leaves me more time to work on my rutabaga farm . I used to farm beets but too many people would say "You mean like Dwight from the Office !" and then laugh hysterically . The Office was a great show but man oh man did it leave an annoying cultural footprint . "That's what she said" alone almost made me destroy the universe . I could you know .  I tried one of the more "advanced" yoga deals today . It was pretty challenging . Wasn't that a good story ? Now for everyone's favorite part - where I complain about work ! Everyone drink !  I got mad the other day because for the 7,691st straight time I was told we couldn't do something because it was either too big or too small in scope . I pointed out that the "system" was set up to make it impossible to every get anything approved - based on their retarded (sorry) metrics it is literally not possible for anything to me within the range where it could be approved . I "proved" this to them with math and they all just stared at me . I show them that if we took every process we had in place currently and ran them through our change control process NONE of them would be approved . They just stared at me . So I rage quit the meeting . Which is kind of becoming my "thing" you know . I'm the guy who gets so frustrated that they just bail . I have another job offer I'm thinking about taking - it won't be any better but it will be different , and a takes a few years to get truly jaded and hateful . I've been fantasizing about what I might say in my exit interview . But probably I'll chicken out if it does happen and say nothing . You know the media likes to cast a poor light on living in fear but its not so bad really . I almost accidentally typed exist interview . Which would be interesting . Would it be an interview on why you should exist ? Why not ? That's pretty much all I would have to say . I think its good enough .  And finally , did you know what Canada has 40% of the world's coastline ? I didn't . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I'd add a comment here but I'm feeling lost and hollow. Maybe like a mongoose. I've never seen Fight Club, but I feel like if I read your blog religiously, I won't have to. 2022... it HAS be better, right?!
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There isn't universal agreement on the birth years of the generations, but based on some casual googling I would say you are definitely a Gen X. Once again your workplace is messed up (does this surprise you?). I've never really felt like I fit in with the Baby Boomers. Yeah yeah, we all want to think we're more youthful and "modern" than our age would indicate.   
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Might be a Scottish expression. It happens after you drink a lot of Scotch. I'm a boomer. GenX has a homophonic phobia. Gen is like Jen which would make you a JenX, alternately spelled a Jinx. I'm much more tolerant. If you want to be a mongoose then go ahead and goose that Mon! Sounds kinda Jamaican but that's good too. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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