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Too many questions Mister Wayne ?
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Too many questions Mister Wayne ? A Repost in Honor of Current Events I was about to-hijack this post with a long response but at the last moment I realized I could just write about it MY blog . You know what they say even a stopped clock finds a nut every now and then . A friend of mine who's in his late 20's moved back in with this parents (loser ! ) and the other day he was complaining about not being about to jerk off . To which I was completely unsympathetic . Not being able to masturbate is not a hardship so shut the hell up . "Oh you don't understand 40 because you're a sexless robot" . Screw you pal . If someone is nice enough to let you crash with them you're guest in their home - don't be a dick . You want to do whatever you want ? Get your own place . Then you can walk around stroking yourself all you want . But to SAW's comment about how she didn't buy his story because there's always the shower option , I don't know how common a straight up shower jerk is . Every once in a while I'll watch some porn and then jump in the shower at like the 90% mark but a 100% showerjack I may have only done once or twice . And that was mostly just to see if I could masturbate without looking at porn . Also to the question of "What would I get out of watching you jerk off ?" I used to think the same thing , but it turns out a some women really like watching guys pound it . One of the few really active groups on this very website is dedicated to just that . My first sexual experience (if you can call it that) was jerking off in front of a lady . Different stokes you know ? Anyway , here's the question . Your bf/gf/wife/husband/whatever comes home and you ask them about their day . And they tell you they just got pulled over by the police on their way home . And you chat about that and you ask if they got a ticket and they say no and you ask how they got out if it and they say "Well the cop asked if I was in a hurry and I said no , I'm just going home to see my /gf/by/husband/wife/whatever and he said 'oh yeah , do you have a picture" so I showed him a picture of you on my phone and he says 'you got any dirty pics ? I'll let you off with a warning if you show me something hot' so I showed him those pics you sent on my birthday and he didn't give me a ticket" . Would you be cool with that or would you be pissed ? Would it matter if you and said gf/bf/wife/husband/whatever were a single financial entity ? Would the gender of the cop matter ? Would it make a difference if they would lose their license if they had one more violation ? How much would it change things if you asked him to delete those pictures and this is how you found out they didn't ? I was doing the dishes the other day and I noticed that the carafe that I bought says "flower vase" on the bottom . At first I was pissed at Pier One but then I wondered "is there really any difference between a carafe and a vase ?" Some carafes have a spout for pouring but not all . Or is that the difference and a lot of restaurants are feeding people water out of flower vases ? I was so worried about the difference between a decanter and a carafe I didn't even think about someone slipping me a flower vase . I just imagine some day having a fancy lady over at my house (LOL right ? ) and after she takes a drink throwing the water in my face and saying "this is flower vase water you cad !" And then we<b> bang . </font></b>The Ric Flair 30 for 30 was not nearly as depression as I worried it might be . But it did get me to wondering , what exactly is a "functional alcoholic" ? I feel like that may be a nonsense term because to me alcoholism indicates dysfunction . Since I don't drink I probably have no clue , but if someone drinks 15 beers a day but it doesn't cause any issues I'm not sure what that really means . Also I didn't know he was adopted . I did like that Hulk Hogan admitted that Ric Flair is a way better wrestler than him but somehow he still seemed to come off as a smarmy asshole to me - I felt like he was trying to put himself over with how magnanimous he was being . It's possible I just hate HH so much at this point that I'm going to find fault with whatever he does .  And finally , on my last day at my former job one woman was rebuking another for getting her restraints on Amazon . She accused her of being a "50 Shades of Grey (Gray ? ) wannabe poser" . I don't know why but I find the sense of superiority people have about silly things like this to be quite hilarious . Also a lot the pictures of restraints on Amazon have the same blonde woman who looks like she dead . I can't tell if it's a really aphetic real lady or a really high quality sex doll . Which begs the question , would you rather have sex with a real person who was super lethargic and giving you nothing or a really top notch sex machine ? I know my answer . Also I've been watching some cuckold humiliation videos and have to say I like the bit where the lady makes the dude suck the other dude's cock . So I'm probably gay . Again . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Decanter ? I hardly know her ! Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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That does not look comfortable. Decanter her!!
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Vase her!
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Yes, to the point of your title, that WAS way too many questions about the cop/dirty picture scenario so I'm not even going to try to answer. I haven't had a lot of success with shower masturbation myself (memories of using the handheld shower head in my parents' bathroom when they weren't home, and it taking forEVer to "get there"). But I do recall when my ex-BF's teenage son lived with us for a year, he took a lot of very long showers and I sort of assume that was what was going on. Anyway, I think I should do some kind of a poll on my blog asking how many people have masturbated in the shower and how often.   
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Shower masturbations can be fun. I’m quite a fan (was about to use the term “big fan” but realised I’d have to do it often to be considered a big fan, cos I don’t. But I’m still a fan). Never underestimate the fun one can have with water pressure from the right shower head. Whoa, can I call that getting head? Hmm... And I’d be pissed if my partner were to show my private pics to someone, especially to get him out of a tough situation that he himself got in. It’s just plain irresponsible. Take ownership of your own actions, for fucks sake😋 Also, never been a fan of HH either. Always found him...icky.
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