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Have you ever been told that your ass is too big ?
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Have you ever been told that your ass is too big ? Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig ? Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed ? Have you ever been told you got a weird-shaped head ? Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away ? Were you ever ed [BANNED] 'cause in hool you took drama ? Have you ever been told that you look like a llama ? If a dude wanted to "finish" on your tits/face/feets/whatever and when he ejaculate cotton candy came out how much would you freak out on a ale of 1-10 ? That's got be at least a 7 right ? That's the kind of thing that could drive a person literally insane right ? Because there can be no logical explanation for that . Heck , there's no ILLogical explanation for that right ? But if you could get over how insane it was and you like cotton candy would you eat it ? I suppose it would be better than getting cotton candy in your vag , that doesn't seem pleasant . Situation comedies often use the same "situation" from which to draw their "comedy" (thin though it may be at times) . And thing that I've noticed becoming a trope in "modern" TV shows is the following situation . A woman wants to have a baby and usually is a lesbian or sometimes is just a single straighty or their husband has a bum wiener and they can't afford In Vitro so they ask the main character dude to knock them up . Hilarity ensues ! Do you think this has ever happened in real life ? And by knocked up I don't mean donate<b> sperm </font></b>I mean hardcore PIV fuckin' . It's hard to say that it's never happened because at this point everything has happened at least once (thanks internet ! ) but it seems like something they made up for the TV right ? I ask because there's couple right here on the TSmeet (Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Some Hot Now) in my area who are looking for a dude to slip past the goalie . That has to be a trap right ? Like I show up there and a big net oops me up like with the Ewoks and then next thing you know my liver is for sale on the Singapore black market ? Has to be something akin to that enario doesn't it ? It's like the old saying "If it seems too good to be true they're organ thieves Jimmy" .  Poor little Jimmy . And I was the that had to tell his mom what had happened ! That's a lot to lay on a college you know ? I'm not a fan of Bill Maher . But I used to watch his show Politiy Incorrect sometimes because there was nothing else on and what was I going to do ? Go out in the world and interact with people ? Ha ! time they were talking about a proposed law in NYC where if you were gay you had to dilose that to your potential roommate - which stemmed from a case where a lady was super pissed to find out her roommate was a lesbian . They usually had a straw conservative on for every else to make fun of - which shows you how things have changed in the last 20 because now shows have straw liberals for people to mock . On this night the straw-conservative said that she supported this law because "I don't want to find a bunch of dildos in the garbage" . To which Maher said that wouldn't be a problem because "Lesbians hate anything phallic" . Which of these statements is sillier ? In a nutshell "only lesbians use dildos" VS "only non-lesbians use dildos" . Also can you image a world where you only used a dildo once and then threw it away ? Otherwise why would there be so many dildos in the garbage all the time ? Also why are you looking in the garbage ? I can't picture that . But only because I can't image a world where dildos get used ever outside of porn . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I feel like maybe I talked about this Maher thing before - but maybe I just thought about it . I do that a lot . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I'm sure SOME people use dildos but my feeling on the matter is, if you're going to fake fuck yourself, why not add some vibration to the mix? And, once I got over the surprise of seeing cotton candy, I imagine I would be pleased. Because sugar.   
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Since I swallow any way ... cotton candy would be a bonus. I can't help but wonder ... would the cotton candy shoot straight out or would it swirl around his dick into a standard cotton candy cone? If It does, would it keep him hard, like a cock ring? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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