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Infinity War ? More like Infinity BORE !!!
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Infinity War ? More like Infinity BORE !!! No wait , Infinity War ? More like Infinity SNORE !!! Yeah , that's better . Spoilers . Obviously . I've increased my masturbatory level lately which is somewhat puzzling because usually my periods of increased jerking off are when I'm getting "it" on the reg and when I go long periods without I usually tend to lose my desire for physical pleasure . And as always when this happens I wonder "Am I jerking off too much , should I cut back ?" which is interesting because I never worry about having too much sex . I guess all the cultural shame about masturbation is still rattling around in the old noggin . Shaming people about banging makes sense because that leads to babies and we have WAY to many people already but masturbation shaming makes no sense really . There's no impact at all to society that I can think of . I mean I guess you can say that jerking off props up porn and porn is bad news but all this anti-masturbation hysteria began long before porn was a thing . Unless you count erotic woodcuts , which you don't . The point is I've been watching the porn more than usual and I started to wonder when a porn lady has sex IRL do you think its weird to handle a normal sized penis ? OR do you think porn ladies only hook up with dudes with massive cocks ? I started thinking about this as a lady was handling a dick with both hands and there was plenty of room for more hands , when she's working with a normal penis - which let's be honest can mostly be covered with one hand - it has to throw her whole routine off . I do wonder though how much different it feels inside you . In a blind dick-test could you tell the difference between a 5 inch and a 8 inch dick ? Or is it mostly just a mental thing ? Sometimes when I see hands on a porn cock it makes me think of that old game you'd play to see who got to bat first ;  Anyway , I was joking about Infinity War , I liked it of course and I know you've all been waiting breathlessly for my thoughts . And by thoughts I mean complaints of course . One thing I wish they had put in there was the scene from the comic where pretty much everyone is dead and Captain America is still trying to fight Thanos because he's Captain America and that's what he does and Thanos gets annoyed and casually shatters his shield . That's when you knew shit was real . Because honestly characters die and come back every other week in comics , it's kind of like a soap opera in that way - in some trade magazines they'd had a listing of who was currently dead and who was alive - so death isn't really a big deal . But Cap's shield being broken ? That was insane in the membrane . But in the MCU they took away Cap's shield . Which is kind of okay because he looked mildly goofy in his outfit . I liked the look of this fugitive Cap . Not to mention that tactical outfit Black Widow had on , me-ow . I couldn't even complain about her being a blonde . One thing that was in the movie that I didn't like , which is really my only complaint and it's pretty minor , is when Thanos is taking Gamora to toss her off the cliff to get the Soul Stone she's slapping ineffectually at his wrist like a bitch . She's one of the murderingest murders in all of murdertown and when she's literally fighting for her life she responds with sissy slaps ? Boo . She should have been punching him in the kidneys or kicking him or something . I mean at the end was Cap failing at Thanos like a angry ? No , he was gritting his teeth and digging in and being a strong action man . Why does Gamora have to go out like a weakling ? I mean I guess if you really wanted to be generous you could say being in Thanos presence was making her revert to a childhood state where she wasn't a badass killing machine but I'm not in the mood to be so forgiving . Clearly they just did that because she's a female character and obviously women can't die with dignity . I have to hand it to Marvel Studios for going with a totally grim ending though . I mean I know that 88% of people assume everything is going to be undone in the next movie but that's still pretty un-Hollywoody to end a movie with a 100% bad guy victory and 87% of the popular characters dead . Someone asked me the other day if the movie was anything like the comic and the answer is not really . Because in the comic the main protagonists were the Silver Surfer - to which Sony has the movie rights - and Adam Warlock - who they introduced at the end of Guardians 2 (which sucked BTW) but seem to be doing something else with . The Avengers weren't really part of the whole Thanos deal . Thor was there for a minute but got killed right away . The Guardians weren't involved in any way . This is actually a better story though because what you have to realize is that the comic came out in 1992 and they weren't really into continuity back then . It was more like a sitcom where stuff would happen and then in the next issue everything was ignored . Moving the Thanos stuff to after Civil War and Planet Hulk was interesting for me . But the main difference is in Thanos' motivation . In the movie he's got a pretty solid reason for what he's doing - they're already selling "Thanos was right" shirts like hotcakes . In the comic his motivation is more . . . . stupid . You see in the comic he wants to kill everyone to impress Death . Because he wants to<b> bang </font></b>her . Because Death is a lady .  A lady who won't return Thanos' calls . A lady who's always washing her hair when Thanos wants to take her out . A lady who plays Thanos' voice mails for her friends over brunch and laughs as they sip their mimosas . I mean I guess it's kind of interesting that the most powerful being in the universe is basically just a pathetic loser trying to impress a girl but yeah , the movie is much better when it comes to Thanos' motivation . Now , I will say this , the entire concept of the Infinity Stones doesn't make a ton of sense . Because really once you have the Reality Stone you're pretty much done . What do you need the others for ? My last note is that the guy who was sitting next to me laughed HYSTERICALLY every time Peter Dinklage came on the screen . How I grant you his role was mildly ridiculous and he was doing a stupid voice but I got the sense this dude was just endlessly amused by seeing a little person . I could have done without that . His wife/GF/whatever did declare that Chris Evans is the finest looking man around . He's a good looking fellow but I think I prefer the Winter Soldier myself . You do have Chris Evens , Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth all together - you just need Chris Pine in there and you've got a full set you know ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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5/7/2018 7:01 pm |
Certainly agree with you
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So would I be totally lost if I went to see this movie without having seen previous Avengers movies?  
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Oh, and yes I can feel the difference between 5" and 8" and it's not necessarily pleasant - longer dicks can feel like they're banging against your cervix. I would say girth is a bigger factor than length, in terms of whether someone makes me feel "filled up".
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Now I can comment .... I saw Infinity War yesterday, for my birthday. Thanos won and most of the protagonists died. I left the movie angry. Marvel ruined my birthday. I'll never see another MCU movie again -until DP2 of course. My big question ..... if people vanished but not their mechanical devices, where is Winter Soldiers arm? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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