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Truism
Truism A chicken and a lived peacefully together on a farm. One day, when they were playing, the fell into a bog and began to sink. He whinnied for the chicken to go to the farmer for help. The chicken discovered the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. He decided to use the farmer's new Harley Davidson motorcycle instead -- and sped off with a length of rope to save the 's life. The managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed him. After the chicken attached the rope to the motorcycle, engaged the powerful engine, and pulled on the rope, the scrambled out of the bog onto safe, solid ground. A few weeks later the chicken also fell into a mud pit. He cried out to the as he began to sink beneath the soupy slime. He pled for the to go get the motorcycle and pull him out as he had pulled the out before. But the only stood there thinking. Fear gripped the chicken, but finally the straddled the large muddy puddle dangling his 'horsehood' over the chicken like a chain. He told the chicken to get a good grip; then he pulled the chicken out by simply backing up. The chicken's life was saved and the event proved once again a long-standing truism: "When you're hung like a , you don't need a Harley to pick up<b> chicks.</font></b>" |
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Hahahaha!! Good one WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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So true and Yummy!
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