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He said to me...  

frbnkslady 55F
1850 posts
10/12/2009 8:16 pm

Last Read:
4/22/2010 12:13 am

He said to me...


He Said To Me!

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart






He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!




He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time





He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.





He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.





He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.




He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.





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rm_cru1972 52M
4407 posts
2/21/2010 7:11 pm

Okay it may have taken you 3 years, but you got me back.


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