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Friends  

easylay3x 65M  
1822 posts
8/17/2009 7:25 am

Last Read:
8/21/2009 3:37 pm

Friends


At a busy bus stop in a crowded city, a beautiful young woman is wearing a tight miniskirt and waiting for a bus.

As the bus stops and she tries to get on, she becomes aware that her skirt is too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reaches behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tries to make the step, only to discover she still can’t.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reaches behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempts the step and, once again, much to her dismay, she cannot raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reaches behind a third time to unzip a little more and again is unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who is standing behind her picks her up easily by the waist and places her gently on the step of the bus. She goes ballistic and turns to the would-be Samaritan and yells, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiles and drawls, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~

"The older the buck, the stiffer the horn."

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/17/2009 9:58 am

S.. Always a delight to see what your writing here.. Kisses V

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givit2me999 61F

8/17/2009 6:05 pm

That was a good one!!!


catwoman40105 51F

8/17/2009 11:40 pm

I didn't see that coming ... Too cute.


onesweettxcutie 61F
41 posts
8/19/2009 12:27 pm

oldie but a goodie


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