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Naughty Carol Contest!
1 post 12/19/2011 5:32 pm |
Rudolph the one-eyed python, Had a very hairy hose, And if you ever touched it, You could even see it grow.
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12/19/2011 4:21 pm |
All together now... Verse One: Lick me, come, lick me, start, suck my lips and flick my part run your tongue along my thigh come on baby, that's my guy. Chorus: Bend me over mistletoe Pull me hard, fuck me, go... Push it then, let it slide, oh to be inside, mmm...feel that glide. Verse Two: Cup my beating bulge again test its weight, taste its yen; slip your weight upon my, my Merry Christmas, now, now, don't cry....
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12/19/2011 2:14 pm |
onu hızlı yalamak için başlayan o ihtiyacınız olacak biliyorum onun kıçına bir parmak Oh, aşağı gidiyor aşağı gidiyor , tüm gün boyunca aşağı gitmek Oh, ne eğlenceli 69 yatmak En sevdiğim yolu, aşağı gitmek aşağı gidiyor, tüm gün boyunca aşağı gitmek Oh, ne eğlenceli 69 En sevdiğim şekilde yatmak için
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12/19/2011 1:49 pm |
Lonely Night, Sensitive night All is wet, all iS damp Sexy ladies hips opened wide Horny guys so ready and hard Diping dicks in wet asses Moaning all the way long Horny night , Sizzling night Dicks are Long, throbbing hard Black n white guys are fucking hard Black and white gurls are moaning loud So much cum everywhere So much squirt in the air.
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12/19/2011 1:45 pm |
gonna have a horny horny christmas need a nice, fat penis here tonight gonna have a horny horny christmas i want it in my pussy, shaved and tight need a good, hard cock to stretch me oh so good cum here. oh i wish he would
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Santa baby, slip a hard cock under the tree, for me I’ve been an awfully good girl Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight Santa baby, an everlasting vibrator too, light blue I’ve been waiting all year Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight Think of all the fun I’ve missed Think of all the guys and gals that I have kissed Next year I could be oh so good If you’ll grant just one Christmas wish Santa honey, my pussy’s sweet, dripping wet and hot I’ve been an angel all year So hurry cause I’m horny tonight Santa cutie, there one thing I really need, on his knees A man who likes to lick Santa cutie, please hurry cause I’m horny tonight Santa baby, fill my stocking with toys and boys Just one will do for now Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight Come and coat my pussy please With some fine men from Tiffany’s I really do believe in you Let’s see if you believe in me too Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring To wrap around a hard dick Santa baby, please hurry cause I’m horny tonight
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12/19/2011 11:29 am |
Oh juicy pussy, Your juices shining brightly, You are so nice and squishy, As you squeeze a cock tightly. Down on your knees! To hear you moaning loudly! Oh god i'm cumming, Oh god, Oh god, Oh god, Oh god, Oh god i'm done.
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1 post 12/19/2011 11:15 am |
Scandalous night,liberated night balls are horny. balls are tight bind up a vigrin, wishfully defiled squirminjoyful release squirm in joyful release
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12/19/2011 8:35 am |
So here I sit, all alone, with a mistletoe, hanging from my nose, and a hard cock below, just waiting for some fine girl to bestow, one truly great gift, of one hot explosion to go.
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12/19/2011 8:01 am |
Deck the halls with cock and pussy falalalala la la lala tis the season to get nookie fal la la la la lalalala Head and blow jobs you can go top time to make eachother cum
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1 post 12/19/2011 7:46 am |
(springsteen version) you better stay out, you better not spy you better not shout and scream "Oh my" cause' santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom He's making her wish she'd showered tonight He's gonna find out if she tastes alright cause' santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom he sees her when she's freaking he sees her booty shake he knows most times she freaks so good so she better this time for santa's sake she better freak good for santa's sake so don't flip out and don't try to pry don't freak out, fall down and die santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom
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On the first day of Christmas my sex partner gave to me, a pussy under the tree, On the second day of Christmas my partner gave to me, two titties bouncing On the third day of Christmas, my partner gave to a 3some of unending joy On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my partner 4 hours of erection (thanks Viagra) On the fith day of Christmas, my partner gave to me a five finger massage. On the sixth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me 6 ounces of KY On the seventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me seven special kisses On the eighth day of Christmas, I gave my partner, 8 types of dildos on the ninth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me a nine person orgy On the tenth day of Christmas, I gave my partner a 10 cock gangbang On the eleventh day of Christmas, My partner gave to me 11 strippers stripping On the 12th day of Christmas, my partner and I rested, exhausted and with smiles on our faces
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" SILENT COCK " Silent cock...holy cock All is calm...no need to block Round yon member ladies and sluts Holy Johnson blue with full nuts Oh how i need a piece Tight, warm and wet little piece !
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rudolf the red nosed reindeer had his eye on mother claus but when he tried to mount her she cut off his hairy balls then one horny xmas eve santa came to say rudolf with your balls all gone fuck my missus hard and long
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Frosty the blowman enjoyed the adult arcade his tokens in and his video picked he thought his night was made there must have been some noises coming from the other booth for when he peaked his head around he found a tranny named Ruth Frosty the Blowman bent her over and had his way when he was done having all his fun Ruth said it's my turn to play Humpitty Hump hump Humpitty Hump hump Lookie at Ruthie go Humpity hump hump humpitty hump hump making Frosty her ho Ruth was getting close now she pounded his little ass she pulled his hair while everyone watched and she fucked him with some sass Ruth let out a war cry as she shoved her cock in deep poor Frosty wasn't prepared for that and the pain sure made him weep Just when it started it was all over and done Ruth said don't be a pussy, suck it up we're only having fun Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump Ruth put her dick away Humpity hump hump Humpity hump hump she'll be back again today! Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
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My nuts roasting on a open fire Jack frost nipping at your nipples hard Tiny twots with there hair all shaved off Will find it hard to sleep tonight!
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We wish you would take your clothes off We wish you would take your clothes off We wish you would take your clothes off And have a happy nude year!
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12/19/2011 12:17 am |
Oh, the weather outside is nipply, And her tits are so jiggly, And since we’ve no place to go and fuck, Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! She doesn’t show signs of squirting, But her legs are still shaking, His dick is hangin’ way down low, Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! When he’s finally ready to bust, She starts licking and sucking on his nuts, But if you’ll r-e-a-l-l-y stay the night, I promise not to bite down too hard. Now, your membership’s about to expire, And, my dear, there’s lots of men and women to admire, But as long as you stay h-o-r-n-y, Go to TSmeet! Go to TSmeet! Go to TSmeet!
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1 post 12/18/2011 9:38 pm |
Twas the night before Christmas an I was horny and hard searching for a good fuck! Nothing was quite in the house for my hardcore porn was blasting at full volume Looking for the slut to swallow my 10in cock had me in heat Until she came with a mistletoe covered pussy an wipcream tits All is well in the house of jolly for my cock is cumming like a blizzard of happyness!!
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1 post 12/18/2011 8:42 pm |
Sung to Oh Xmas Tree: O Fuck me Please O Fuck me please! How are thy ass so pretty O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, How are thy ass so pretty! Not only in the cunt this time, But every inch deeper in thy ass. O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, How are thy ass so pretty! O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, How are thy ass so pretty! O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Much pleasure doth thou cum on thee! For every hole you have my pole, Brings to us both squirt and cum. O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,, Much pleasure doth thou cum with me O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Thy cock shines so wetly! O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Thy cock shines so wetly! Each hole doth hold my cum in thee, That makes each hole to dripping wet. O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Thy cock shines so wetly!
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1 post 12/18/2011 8:28 pm |
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS SHE GAVE ME A RASH SHOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND WATCHED THE CAMS ON TSmeet INSTEAD I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS SHE GAVE ME A RASH
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Jingle balls Jingle balls Tina has a dick Oh what fun it is to ride A hottie with an 8” clit Crawling between her legs I wanted to ride her home But you can imagine my surprise When she shoved her clit clear down my throat Oh jingle balls jingle balls Tina is really special How can you not love a gal That gives out massive facials!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’ll have blue balls this Christmas without you they be so blue just jacking off thinking about you As the snow hits the ground my cum shoots into the air Then all of sudden he appeared It was Santa Clause in his fancy red and white nightwear He stared right at me with my blue balls in hand and started laughing with a HO HO HO you poor man I see you been Nice and not Naughty this year. So never fear Santa is here to get rid of them Blue Balls for a year He reached into his magic bag pulled out a gift With a wicked little gleam in his eye he handed it to me He said HO HO HO don't open it till I leave Then with a Merry Christmas he disappeared I couldn't believe that Santa just visited me Then I opened the gift he gave to me looked inside and to my surprise It's a gift of Gold on AFF for a year with a little note inside HO... HO... HO... Merry Christmas there be no Blue Balls for you, this Year.
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Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Fucking in the snow, such a lovely lay Deep inside her hole, Filled with my cum today Sucking on her titties, making her feel right It’s so nice to fuck her, in my bed all night Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
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Sung to the tune Jingle Bells. Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Fucking in the snow, such a lovely lay Deep inside her hole, Filled with my cum today Sucking on her titties, making her feel right It’s so nice to fuck her, in my bed all night Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
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