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Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!  

rm_langourous 61M

8/18/2007 6:38 pm

1. "This is better than gargling?"
2. I've got to hand it to you all-I forgot all about my sunburn!
3. I told you what would hapen if you kept burning the candle at both ends.


rm_danie080975 48F

8/18/2007 6:34 pm

CAPTION FOR PHOTO #3 REPORT ANY UNUSAL DISCHARGE AND/ OR BURNING.


Kyguy2playwith 59M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:25 pm

Photo #1 - Oh Shit!! They're gonna blow.


rm_danie080975 48F

8/18/2007 6:25 pm

CAPTION FOR PHOTO #1. THEN FINALLY, BLOW UNTIL FULLY INFLATED.


Kyguy2playwith 59M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:24 pm

Photo #1 - How do you get your woman to "Shut UP?"


Kyguy2playwith 59M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:22 pm

Photo #3 - You told me not to get you the same thing as last year. This is the best I could do.


Kyguy2playwith 59M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:21 pm

Photo #2 - How many football jocks does it take to sack a hot babe?


Kyguy2playwith 59M
19 posts
8/18/2007 6:20 pm

Photo # 1 - one more inch and I will go blind.


NoPillsAllSkills 54M

8/18/2007 6:11 pm

Numero uno - "Stop force feeding me, it's an all-u-can-eat buffet!"

Numero dos - "More aloe! MORE ALOE!!! I'm on FIRE!!!"

Numero tres - "Oh, CANDLESTICK! I thought you said CANDLEDICK!!!"


mybigdick20072 57M

8/18/2007 6:00 pm

For # 3

*A fire walker*......I hate when this happens... makes it harder to put my socks back on!


mybigdick20072 57M

8/18/2007 5:58 pm

For # 2

Now where is... that g-spot....? I know it must be here somewhere.....?


mybigdick20072 57M

8/18/2007 5:56 pm

For # 1

I am Countness cumula.....and I've have cum to suck your cumm.......blah ...blah...


rm_NVcouple2003 56M/48F
2 posts
8/18/2007 5:46 pm

Photo #2
The new Coppertone ad campaign was a bit too risque for network TV.


berrybiforu 55M/53F
1 post
8/18/2007 5:33 pm

Photo # 1. " I could of had a V8!"


ScotsmansPride 58M
1 post
8/18/2007 5:17 pm

Picture 1: Sally, marketing manager for 7-11 corp comes up with the idea for the "Big gulp."

Picture 2: Penny had no idea what the Hands Across America campaigners did in their spare time...

Picture 3: Honey, remember when you said i could never get you hot???

Kilts up! Scottie.


rm_ntejas 71M

8/18/2007 5:14 pm

photo#1 oh my!what if he farts.

photo#2 playing a womans body is like playing a harp, you have to just pluck the right strings "ugh things"

photo#3 wish me a happy birthday and blow it out, i have a surprise for you


angel4u921 66F

8/18/2007 5:06 pm

Caption for photo 1 "Great Balls of Fire!"

Caption for photo 2 "Hands Down, We've Gotcha Covered!"

Caption for photo 3 "Happy Birthday To Me, I'm As Small As A Pea!"

(sorry number 3, I don't really mean that)


rm_ntejas 71M

8/18/2007 5:00 pm

photo#1 wow i am having a ball


rm_ntejas 71M

8/18/2007 4:54 pm

photo #1 i just get bugeyed over balls

photo#2 now where did i put that thing oh! there it is.

photo#3 damn those black outs just when i started clipping my toenails too. now i can see. ntejas


rm_secretguy010 45M

8/18/2007 4:47 pm

photo #1: "the first girl to get pregnant from oral"
photo #2: "the guiness book entry for most boring gang bang"
photo #3: "god I hope this isn't a firecracker" or "the real reason trick candles were invented"


rm_patricmi 69M
1 post
8/18/2007 4:23 pm

Photo #3
Cake $15.00, dinner for 2 $60.00, bottle of wine $18.00, getting a dick for your birthday


bigbadwolfman75 48M
1 post
8/18/2007 4:10 pm

photo #1 nut free guarantee not included

photo #2 all hands on experience needed

photo #3 sorry it shrunk when i baked it


rm_Merlinever 78M
9 posts
8/18/2007 4:09 pm

Caption for photo #2 "Searching for satisfaction"


rm_Merlinever 78M
9 posts
8/18/2007 4:08 pm

Caption for photo #1 "Relaxed and paying attention"


AVGBRO40 51M

8/18/2007 3:45 pm

photo #1: "My new doctor said this will cure all of my pain just 2 more min."

photo #2: "Hey look the new twister game my turn."

photo #3: "If you think this is cool you should see where I put the cake."


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