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In Matters of Size
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Uh, remind me to not let her be on top from now on.... Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women Things i miss most about relationships
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7/3/2007 7:03 pm |
woow!! , thanks for those enlighment, will come handy esp that of the gal on top
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Hmm. I'm above average erect and waaaay below average flaccid. Any stats on girth there skierchick? Anybody else have a retractible model? Opus
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Hi, I know you dont want to hear this but what you described about woman on top in throughs of passion and it gets bent bad. This happened to me and shit I didnt go to the doctor for surgery. Now I got one of the G-Spot dildo dicks. However things arent really to bad because if it is pointed in the right direction it hits the G-Spot. lol. It hurt when it happened but I got right back in there to finish her off and myself. lol
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7/3/2007 7:16 pm |
Come on ...tell us just how come you did so well in the penis quiz? My blog is a free-fire zone. Come armed with a sense of humor
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Uh, remind me to not let her be on top from now on....
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7/3/2007 8:57 pm |
Still good as new and it continues to work like the energizer bunny! I fit into the above average catagory for 1 & 2! I can't verify my stats on number three for obvious reasons but I'd love to know but I'll need an assistants help so to find this out so..... would you mind being my observer for a couple of nights so I can get some baseline data to answer the last statistic ???
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Hey Eric, Great name by the way, I use to get frustrated with that too... Then I realized how overwhelmed sexy women such as SkierChick can be with messages on here... Some get hundreds Daily!!! That's a lot of fan mail to keep up with... Don't take it personal. Just figure out another way to communicate. If she's interested, she will take the time to get to know you better... She's definately not a rude person... She is one of the sweetest and sexiest women on here... I will have to stand up and defend her on that issue... Best of luck... Hoosier.
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7/3/2007 10:58 pm |
Well eric.... If you had actually read her profile, she tells you quite succinctly, in just how to get her attention! If she's interested, she'll let you know in her own way. Maybe you should've tried that first along with digestsing what hoosier has said. But then that entails reading directions and you may not be very good with that.
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7/4/2007 8:22 am |
"It CAN break! (Owwwwww!!!!) If the penis bends suddenly and awkwardly, the tissue can actually crack. The classic recipe for breakage: Gal on top, guy on bottom, and in the throes of passion, somebody... misses. Ouch! “It breaks right in half,” Fractured penises require surgery to repair and take about six weeks to heal completely. I am NOT kidding. This scares the hell out of me. Cowgirl will never be the same after today." Okay...even though I already knew this I really didn't need to see it on your blog. I think you should post a really sexy picture of yourself on the next post as a form of penance - or just email me the pic. Better yet, just show up here and we can discuss your misdeeds in private and I can figure out a delicious way to 'punish' you - and you know how my mind works. [image]
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wow sure didn't know you could actually break it owwww, but i have experienced the pain when shes been on top and its slipped out and not gone home properly on her way back down, was sore for days ps happy 4th july darling
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7/5/2007 8:21 am |
That's about the same time it takes for a broken heart! I have accually cracked mine (you know like you crack your knuckles)and it feels good? Not the same as broken though. All i have to say after reading this is that a good AIM is important. Just remember if the passion gets out of control and you break it the chances of you cumming are gone. Lets face it if I am in penile agony I'm probably not going to let you sit on my face to finish. OMG if your that crazy I may end up with a broken nose! Ok for now on I'm taking over so get your feet behind your head I never miss.
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7/5/2007 8:34 am |
I'm so happy to see concern and interest about the penis. "The penis is a miracle of bio-engineering, with an ability to change size and shape, become rigid and flaccid, discharge urine and semen, and give its owner and his sexual partner immense pleasure. No other part of the body seems so cleverly designed and so versatile." - penis-website Be good!
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7/5/2007 10:12 am |
Break? Well, it would be worth the story. Let's hear some more about "cowgirl". Is the average length you cite true?
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7/5/2007 1:45 pm |
Thats just gotta hurt! Ouch!!
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7/5/2007 11:41 pm |
The first guy I dated long-term and was adventurous with broke his penis! Smashed by a soccer ball! As a result his equipment had a permanent bend. It looked a lot like a banana 24/7!
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7/20/2007 7:51 am |
Yes u r so right about fat and cock size. so keep the pounds off guys. yes steel horse it is a engieering marvel. Anybody want to pull the train cho-cho hahahahahahahah
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It may seem to be a good reason to diet, but once you've got a pouch around it, there just aren't exercises to make that area shrink. the good news is that the fat in that pouch is resilient, and you can still use all of the original size, because the fat'll push to the side. Not that women find that all that attractive, but...I go with what I have. And, as a fat guy, I love to have a woman on top, bouncing. If you time things right with the thrusts and the mattress's bounce, you can send her airborn. That's where aim becomes especially important, since a bad re-entry can be disastrous. Broken penis is a tough sell to your HMO. Tedrick
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