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Take Me Out To The Pol Game
Take Me Out To The Pol Game Hi ! This parody is written in honor of the upcoming Political Rally in Tulsa, and is derived from the song Take Out The Ball Game, by Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer. Take Me Out The Pol Game Take me out the Pol game, take me out with the crowd. Give me some virus (I'll cough and hack), My leader won't care if I never come back, Let my lungs go POOT for the home team If they don't win it's a shame. Yet my vote won't count if I'm dead when it's out, In the old Pol game. |
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This obviously came from way out in left field! Ha! Defacing this song is only the beginning of your pinko policies! I know you. Next, you will have us all wearing masks in malls.
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Grr! kooc! Git back in yer box! (or I won't change the straw this Christmas). Don't ya hate it when your evil twin gets loose?
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This constant eating/deleting of my words when I post something here is really fucking irritating. This glitch wasn't around the last time I was here... Grrr!!!
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I mean, the fucking program removed the word "to" every time it encountered it. WTF?
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Perfect, beautiful, you're a genius you know, you should be #1 on flakebook, or maybe Pres?
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The missing word glitch has actually been going on for years, maybe 2 or 3 years? I go through phases with it, one phase being that it pisses me off so much that I stop posting (no' much problem there mind!! ) The site support guys tried a fix quite recently (6 months or so ago) which seemed to work for me for a while, but was inconsistent elsewhere. And then it returned with a vengeance. No number of edits will restore the words permanently. Apparently it has something to do with a software script that was set up to censor offensive language, rather than vet every post manually. It is the most frustrating glitch ever here. As the gent above says, most people C&P their post into the first comment for the record.
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For me it's the words 'to', 'all', 'daughter'. Every post, every time, those words always eliminated. Then there are randoms.... If I try to fix it, it gets worse, random letters will disappear. You can always tell when I'm super frustrated, my first comment will be my blog post.
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The word gremlins actually were given a BUG# in May of 2019 and despite constant complaints to TechSupport nothing has be remedied. It is not new and neither is the photo thief Damnation you need to find another tune to re-write this one is a Home Run (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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KCC you sure served up a political winner there. I think you should keep in the pink When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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The missing word glitch has actually been going on for years, maybe 2 or 3 years? I go through phases with it, one phase being that it pisses me off so much that I stop posting (no' much problem there mind!! ) The site support guys tried a fix quite recently (6 months or so ago) which seemed to work for me for a while, but was inconsistent elsewhere. And then it returned with a vengeance. No number of edits will restore the words permanently. Apparently it has something to do with a software script that was set up to censor offensive language, rather than vet every post manually. It is the most frustrating glitch ever here. As the gent above says, most people C&P their post into the first comment for the record. There have been glitches (long repaired) from 2005 that were worse. I could do a post about them, they sucked so bad. blog on!
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One of the other curious glitches is that comments and responses don't show up for ages!! I can see your replies in my 'where I'm quoted' link, but can't see them here yet!
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Excellent parody! We won't speculate as to why he wants to kill off his own voters. Another work-around for the disappearing words is to write your post in a different program like Word, then take a screen shot of the text and post it as an image instead. It's pretty cumbersome, but foolproof. Well, until you find your own typos and realize there's no way to fix them in an image.
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