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Snowfall Boosts UK Libido
Snowfall Boosts UK Libido The global fight against celibatism was given a boost this week as heavy snowfall covered the whole of the UK. Naked revellers were witnessed indulging in public sex acts across the country under the cover of an eighteen inch layer of lying snow. It is of course well known that the rubbing of icy cold crystals against the skin increases blood flow and sensitivity, but couples all over the country have also taken advantage of conditions to indulge in the rare pleasure of toboggan sex. Just watch out for frostbite. And keep your legs closed in the event of a crash! |
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...oh my...you just reminded me of the little rendezvous we took when you first hired me on in the summer of '99... remember that one, JJ? if that toboggan could talk!!! woohooo! i was wondering why you sent me on this mission half way around the world in the dead of winter... how is one to keep warm with no one to keep me warm and cozy much less with an appetite for adventure in the snow....
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...oh my...you just reminded me of the little rendezvous we took when you first hired me on in the summer of '99... remember that one, JJ? if that toboggan could talk!!! woohooo! i was wondering why you sent me on this mission half way around the world in the dead of winter... how is one to keep warm with no one to keep me warm and cozy much less with an appetite for adventure in the snow....
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