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the "REASON" most Women are so "Bitchy" ???
the "REASON" most Women are so "Bitchy" ??? to be "Honest" ... most of the time ... I think the Majority of Women unecessarily "BITCH & MOAN" for no justifiable reason never really "understood" it before not until ...... TODAY this morning, I was doing my normal Morning-Bathroom Stuff .... while looking in the mirror, I noticed something ... something that "bothered" me I noticed about 20 eyebrow-HAIRS growing .... yep ... between my eyebrows !!! OMG !!!! ... I've witnessed alot of "Corporate-Mergers" and "Hostile-Takeovers", but THIS is One "Merger" I would NOT "ALLOW" ..... The "UNI-BROW MERGER" was something I had to STOP !!! ok ... no "Big Deal", right ? ...... I've seen Women do this a Million Times ... can't be THAT BAD, right ? Grab the tweezers, and focus on the LARGEST HAIR ... right in the MIDDLE ... the Hair grasped firmly ... breathe-in ... half-exhale ..... YANK OUCH !!! ... Holy Shit ! ... that HURT ! I've had Broken Bones, severe Burns, deep cuts, even a Bullet wound ..... but NOTHING .... I mean NOTHING i've ever experienced before had a Level of discomfort and PAIN to equal THIS by the 5th Hair, I gained a whole new UNDERSTANDING of why Women "Complain" .... sure, by the 8th Hair, I had the Pain-thang under CONTROL ... and, it didn't seem so .... uhm .... BAD .... anymore ... but I still FEEL this strange ... UNCOMFORTABLE ... sensation I keep rubbing between my eyebrows ... to ... soothe it ??? hell if I know "WHY" Anyway .... Ladies, you have my Admiration and Respect BRAVO !!! .... as much as it "Bothered" me, though .... I have this weird desire to yank some MORE .... ????? ..... what the HELL is that about ???? no Wonder Women are so ..... hmmmm .... INTERESTING ??? I LUV YA anyway Luvmunkey Swingin' In the Trees |
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???? ???? You feel pain???? Now I'm lost... Or then my level of tolerating pain is just pretty high... Wouldn't wax underarms though.. Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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???? ???? You feel pain???? Now I'm lost... Or then my level of tolerating pain is just pretty high... Wouldn't wax underarms though.. maybe the PAIN-thang is something only a Man feels there .... ??? Once, a Lady Friend told me that Women are SMARTER than Men she explained to me (not like I was INTELLIGENT enough to "understand", though) .... that a Woman's Brain is STIMULATED more than a Man's Brain ... hmmmm well, if that's TRUE .... and if Women do NOT feel PAIN pulling eyebrow hair is ALSO TRUE, then perhaps the EXPLANATION is this : Nerve Endings on Females reach far and deep into a Woman's Brain, Stimulating thoughts, emotions, etc .... since a Man's BRAIN is LESS ACTIVE, perhaps the Nerve Endings feel it's a "waste of time" to dig and probe a Man's Brain, so Instead, they reach to the forehead and Brow .... ???? does that make any "sense" ???? ...... i don't know if a Man's Brain always focuses on SEX ..... hmmmmm ..... when a Man is pleasing a woman "orally" ... Man's eyebrows are close to the "clit" hmmm ... maybe THAT's It I need some REST ... I'm sounding CRAZY Luvmunkey Swingin' In the Trees
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OMG...I USED TO SNEEZE WHEN I PLUCKED MINE
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OMG...I USED TO SNEEZE WHEN I PLUCKED MINE Girl ... yu CRAZY ( I LUV IT ) Luvmunkey Swingin' In the Trees
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11/9/2008 11:12 am |
next time. try waxing. it hurts less and is over in 2 seconds
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Girl ... yu CRAZY ( I LUV IT )
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