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Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sex  

myelin36 53F
4611 posts
10/25/2015 7:39 am
Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sex


Your nether region is starting to resemble Sherwood Forest.

You feel yourself about to explode on the checkout guy at the grocery store for asking, "paper or plastic?"

You drunk text an ex in the middle of the night.

You feel a strong urge to punch someone in the face for no apparent reason.

You wake up after a vivid sexual dream in a pool of.. er...

Shopping for produce at the grocery store gets you all hot and bothered.

Any others you would like to add?


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
10/25/2015 8:03 am

So that's why I want to punch people ? Thanks !

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shaggy19563 67M

10/25/2015 8:04 am

That sounds about right. Story of my life.


141SPARTACUS 54M
345 posts
10/25/2015 8:06 am

Which of the above applies to you?


myelin36 replies on 10/25/2015 8:18 am:
No comment!

s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
10/25/2015 11:01 am

You develop mannerisms we always associate with major league pitchers or NBA players.

Using more than all the road!


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
10/25/2015 12:02 pm

Pleasant flashbacks that are starting to seem like old reruns

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oldbstrd55 67M
3292 posts
10/25/2015 2:35 pm

Carpal tunnel acting up from repetitive motion. My road sign marks an over grown path that once upon a time was well traveled.


Dionysus14 61M
1185 posts
10/25/2015 3:53 pm

splitting the driving distance in half with a last minute unplanned afternoon hotel rendezvous when the next weekend overnight is weeks away


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/25/2015 4:59 pm

Yes, I've ended up very often in a pool of...er... ...\8


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