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Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sex
Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sex Your nether region is starting to resemble Sherwood Forest. You feel yourself about to explode on the checkout guy at the grocery store for asking, "paper or plastic?" You drunk text an ex in the middle of the night. You feel a strong urge to punch someone in the face for no apparent reason. You wake up after a vivid sexual dream in a pool of.. er... Shopping for produce at the grocery store gets you all hot and bothered. Any others you would like to add? |
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10/25/2015 8:04 am |
That sounds about right. Story of my life.
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Which of the above applies to you?
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You develop mannerisms we always associate with major league pitchers or NBA players. Using more than all the road!
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Pleasant flashbacks that are starting to seem like old reruns Vive La Difference
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Carpal tunnel acting up from repetitive motion. My road sign marks an over grown path that once upon a time was well traveled.
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splitting the driving distance in half with a last minute unplanned afternoon hotel rendezvous when the next weekend overnight is weeks away
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Yes, I've ended up very often in a pool of...er... ...\8
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