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Myth: men cannot multi-task, my views and support
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Myth: men cannot multi-task, my views and support I recently wrote in one of my previous blogs (Freedom at last........) that men cannot multi-task. Looking4UmyLady responded on his blog to set the record straight, but got nailed. I must support him as a fellow bloke. Here is my take on the matter. I owe it to my fellow man to set the record straight. I often hear from my female employees and female partners that men are useless at multi-tasking and women are so great at it. Now I am a firm believer in providing a work environment where one could self-development and for somebody to excel in all aspects, life to their full potential. Now in order for female employees and female partners to be challenged and achieve great heights, thus getting full satisfaction, I make sure they get to multi-task, as often as possible. I often would give them many tasks to do at once in order to get them fully active and on top of their game. However, I often get some negative comments of unfairness, so I guess not everybody has the same work etiquette as me. The typical multi-tasking required at home form a man is normally, on a Saturday morning, to mow the lawn, make sure the do not kill each other, make sure the dogs does end up in the pool, remove the clothes from the washing line BEFORE moving the lawn and feed the . Now when this is all taken care of, perfectly with precision, 10 mins before kick-off and you about to get comfortable with a beer to watch the next game on TV, you will be greeted with the “killer look” and unjust comments like “the car is not going to was itself” or “why did you let the play in the mud with their new clothes”, we know there is just no way we could ever please you. Thus the myth of men cannot multi-task was created; we can, but just don’t want to. You see there is no incentive for us to multi-task, we will just get more and more task and we know we can never please you, so why bother. No if you on the other hand make it a challenge or interesting you will get our buy in, immediately. I will show you multi-tasking that will work for me on a Saturday afternoon, when the are away for the day. I will gently drape you over the couch, facing the TV, while doing you from behind (doggy), while holding a beer in my left hand and a boereworsroll in my right hand. Only changing the rhythm slightly when you pass me a new beer or I had to hold the packet of biltong while you try to bite it open. I will coach on what to do through the excitement when my team scores to ensure you keep still enough not to spill the HP sauce or the astray which I would neatly balance on the small of your back. Damn, I love those back dimples, would just be big enough to hold the salt for the tequila. Now when it is halftime you will have to pass me the TV remote so I can even multi-task more by flicking through the other sport channels. Now this is what I call worthwhile multi-tasking. Now I can already see the disapproving looks and the negative remarks of “You are so selfish”, but it just is not true. Did I not choose a very comfortable position for you, where you can also watch the game, draped you over your favourite couch (you so love this couch, a gift from your mother, I think) and I am sure you will get any stains out of the suede in no time. Surely the interruptions will be minimal and not be that bad, it is not as if I you have to open all 6 beers at once, they will be well spaced throughout the game. Anyway you are welcome to rest your elbows on the coolerbox and I will share a beer with you, or with careful planning on your side you could sneak in a cider or two. I will offer you a bite of my and I promise not to blow cigar smoke anywhere near your face. Just think 80 mins of bliss. Yes, sure we can cuddle after the game. That is another myth “men do like to cuddle”, the only thing we don’t get is why you always have to lay with your head in front of the TV. Now I think a lot can be learned from this rare inside information I just shared with you, be creative, be innovative, be daring, challenge our multi-tasking skills and let’s share this great gift that will bring us even closer to each other than before. “honey...the game is starting, so babe, do you want me to show you some multi-tasking or what.." 333 - because I am only half evil |
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Markus.... Congrats are in order!!! You are a genius when it comes to the working minds of men.. If you ever find a woman like that, I suggest you marry her immediately. Only problem I have with this whole scenario... how will you be able to keep this up having your bottom brain encased in the hottest, wettest clingy pleasure hole. Maybe you should take a whole bottle of Viagra. On the other hand, ladies this might actually work!!! Wow I'm gettin all excited here. Just think of it this way. You get some good hard fucking for 80 minutes!!! Sheer pleasure.. MMM maybe we can even join in that multi-tasking. Play with ur toy.. More pleasure.. OOH YESSS!You can have it hard and deep when he gets al excited and slow and sensual when he is changing the channels.. Markus you're a genius!!! Can I watch the rugby with you?? Hugs and Kisses Juicy 
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But, no battery operated toys,please, buzzing and interference with signal. Do you have back dimples, otherwise I will have to stick something long and wet into the salt bottle to be lick off. 333 - because I am only half evil
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5/14/2008 2:12 am |
Thanks for cumming to my aid , buddy . I must admit though . I love being nailed to the wall .hehe Ok , enough about me being nailed . I have done a bit of this kind of multi-tasking myself lately . Can I just add something though . You guys keep referring to 80 min , but I seem to be under the impression there are a few games on Sat. during Super 14 season . Makes for a lot more than 80 min if my maths doesnt let me down during all this lack of blood to the brain . Shows you the marval of the male brain doesnt it . BTW juicy . As I see you love watching the game aswell , can I suggest we play a bit while watching the game ? I mean you could always tackle me , take my balls & play with them . I remember something about you wanting to ice me down aswell . Specially that muscle that got pulled . I promise I'll allow you to scream & shout when we score .
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sheer Brilliance!!! Unfortunately I only like watching when my team plays!Yes I have dimples but I like the something long and wet... I promise only to use the toys during boring moments, like ads, etc Now this will be interesting to try.. How did you pull that muscle? I will ice it down for you but I only have my mouth to use.. My hands will be busy with the ball and scoring. I think a lot of ladies would appreciate the 80 min. Having a hard one for 80 min would be heaven. Lot of ladies are used to "wham bams".. The question is: What happens when the rugby is over... Hugs and Kisses Juicy
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5/14/2008 6:14 am |
"I promise only to use the toys during boring moments, like ads, etc " I promise you there will be no boring moments . Specially during the add breaks . Thats when you will be getting even more of my attention as I dont watch the adds . "Now this will be interesting to try.. How did you pull that muscle? I will ice it down for you but I only have my mouth to use.. My hands will be busy with the ball and scoring." Who said I pulled the muscle ? Someone else was pulling on it & got too excited & over did things a little . I think I'll like this new form of ice therapy . "I think a lot of ladies would appreciate the 80 min. Having a hard one for 80 min would be heaven. Lot of ladies are used to "wham bams".." but surely 400 min would be better "The question is: What happens when the rugby is over..." I know we can find some other ball sport we can both enjoy just as much or even more 
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Hey, I went to a seafood disco some time ago and pulled a mussle, does it count. Come on guys, be considered, I promised some cuddling, that will be that happens between matches. 333 - because I am only half evil
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5/15/2008 6:37 am |
It depends if it was your muscle or a ladies mussle you pulled .
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5/15/2008 6:58 am |
Just thought of something . What else were you doing while pulling this "mussle" . This is a blog about multi tasking , right
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ITS OK GUYS!! I WILL ADMINISTER ICE TREATMENT WITH MY MOUTH. HEARD IT ACTUALLY HELPED...I CAN MULTI-TASK WHILE DOING THAT. ANY IDEAS WHAT I CAN DO... Hugs and Kisses Juicy
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5/23/2008 9:58 am |
It's these "treatments" that got me to pull my muscle in the first place
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Thats because you never had radical ice treatments like that. I have other treatments too...? Hugs and Kisses Juicy
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5/30/2008 4:53 am |
Now thats an offer I cant refuse
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