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UFO's have you also been probed by an alien???
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UFO's have you also been probed by an alien??? Damn aliens probed me. I have always been somebody that can think logical and rational about anything thrown at me. I am very open-minded to anything and quite susceptible to the idea of UFO’s, because we just cannot be it, there must more to this great universe. However I was never into the “little green men” and the so call testing and probing they did on us earthlings. I find it also amazing that in the old days, when there were plenty of UFO sightings, nobody had a camera at hand. Nowadays, where most people in the world have some sort of recording device with them, most times, there suddenly are no UFO’s to be caught on camera or video. Maybe they also got smarter. Now, after working through “my problem or situation” I feel for the first time that I can openly speak about this. It happened in February this year, the 22nd to be exact. I was working late that evening and decided to get a drink before going home and found myself in Seapoint, of all places. I found this great pub, lively, great music and reasonably priced drinks. My only complaint would be that there were not enough female patrons, well apart from this very weird bar lady, thinking back now, there were none. Maybe it was just a tough part of the neighborhood, so the girls stayed away. I was soon joined by this group of friends, nice guys, they knew each other for years and always come down to Cape Town for the festival, still not sure what festival, but that is not relevant to my story. We talked about everything, guy stuff, some arm wrestling, fun, however never about girls, boobs, odd, I thought. But it was fun, just guys, hitting back the drinks. It was getting late and somebody ordered tequilas, plenty of them. We all know about them, one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... This is just what happened and I awoke around 4 o’clock that morning in an unfamiliar place. Thirsty as hell, also had strange pains all over my body. It soon became clear to me that these guys saw I was in no state to drive home and took me to their place, looking out for my well-being. Great on them, knew I could trust them. They were still up and were discussing aliens; they appeared to be knowledgeable about the topic because one even mentioned that he knows of many illegal aliens now in the country. As my mind started to focus and trying to make sense of what actually happened the last few hours, it all started to fall in place. I remember bright lights, flashing, all colors and feeling helpless. I also remembered strange beings, not little green men, nor greys, but semi-naked figures dress in something which resembles leather. I could see their eyes, was not at all bigger than ours, so I guess there goes that myth, all with black masks, with studs. I remember being picked up by them and tied to some sort of apparatus, then it all went blank. I guess that is when the aliens did the anal probe on me, the bastards. Probably took some DNA and sperm from me, the bastards. Who know what evil plans they were up to, probable planning to start a new superior race somewhere on a far away planet with my sperm, the bastards. These guys was great, made me coffee, offered me something to eat, which I declined as I was still nauseas and traumatized from my ordeal. I thought it best to avoid the subject with them, did not want to bring up any similar bad experiences they might have had as well. The swelling took 5 days to go down, the aliens were rough with me, damn aliens. I have recovered enough to talk about my encounter with the beings from outa space, guess I am now part of the chosen race. Would have liked to see or catch a ride in their UFO, I think that was the least they could have done for me. So if you are a UFO investigator, please can you let me know if any alien activities were experienced in Cape Town on the 22nd of February, this year and if there was anybody else that reported waking up with a sore ass that week? URGENT NEWS BREAK: Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, I am just saying good bye. 333 - because I am only half evil |
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5/26/2008 8:43 am |
i didn't belive ufo's until i read "Chariots of the Gods" by ERICH VON DANIKEN
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5/26/2008 9:07 am |
Thank goodness I wasnt voted most shaggable recently . At least I'll be safe . Sorry markus . I have a feeling they'll be back ...... Specially if you keep hanging out at Seapoint .
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That's why I am considering getting out of the rat race and move to some rural area. I do like Knysna, away from it all, must be a conservative community, lots of nature, they even have a bird festival called pink loerie. 333 - because I am only half evil
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One thing's for sure: I'm glad they chose the best specimen of manhood around here. Definitely in Sea Point.I did read an article regarding that day (or rather night) where the reporter complained about waiting for a turn. Wasn't too clear turn on what, but now you relate your tale it all falls into place. So glad you lived to tell the tale Markus; and you relate it with such gay abandon too.
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5/27/2008 8:15 am |
loao, that made our day.
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5/27/2008 12:09 pm |
You tell a good tale...
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5/28/2008 10:09 am |
That's why I am considering getting out of the rat race and move to some rural area. I do like Knysna, away from it all, must be a conservative community, lots of nature, they even have a bird festival called pink loerie. You sure you want to risk that , markus ?
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Markus I'm getting worried about you. You sure that it was aliens and not a certain dr that abducted you. He sure was enjoying the probing he had to do when you went for a check-up. You do know that dr's have access to drugs that can make you hallucinate some weird stuff. Best probing done when you drugged like that. I think I should cum put you to bed and read you a story. Maybe that will make you calm down to a mild panic.. I also know of other more drastic measures to make you feel euphoric and on top... On top of what I will leave to you. Just let me know. Thats what friends are for!!! Hugs and Kisses Juicy 
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6/2/2008 12:42 am |
UFO's have you also been probed by an alien As a friend of mine recently commented - why is it that aliens always end up in some backwater (ha) area, with the inbred clan? You know - Deliverance type country? (Not that I'm drawing a parallel between Appalachian country and Seapoint, but you get the general idea). Because he reckoned that if he were this super smart, advanced alien he wouldn't muck around with some farm which still had an outhouse - no siree, he would cruise up to the head honcho i.e. the Pres. and state his case. Wouldn't you? Of course you would!
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