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You can NOT make this stuff up! ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy. Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body. Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia. PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy. I'm pretty sure I've NEVER used this excuse to get a blowjob in the morning.. Food for thought though (No pun intended BTW) -tm |
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LMFTO Sorry, but Bahahahahahaa Men WILL say anything wont they!? I don't have a problem with a good old swallow session, but if the man 'in question; told me about this little study before before he blew in my mouth, he'd be getting a facial of his own Jizz. That's when i'd tell him all about the study done by 'Dr Shazzi Kissu,' that proved spoojizzacum spat directly on a mans face after he cums in a woman's mouth will make him look 10 years younger and give him a boner he couldn't crack if he beat it up against a wall! I seriously love you guys, you tickle my funny bits so much it makes me giggle my bits off. Kissu Shazzi PS: This post made my night Tazzer Sweetums Hehehehehee PIMPING!
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Very interesting. LOL A good line for a man to use.
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Very interesting. LOL A good line for a man to use.
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they're full of crap; usually nausea is caused by imbalance of the body {literally as the 'weight', center, whatever, shifts} -- and I swallowed, have for years, was sick morning noon and night, 24/7 for 9 freakin' months, twice...again, I call bullshit btw, they were still worried, TOO, that I had preeclampsia THEN post eclampsia {whatever that is called} so again, yes, bullshit
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they're full of crap; usually nausea is caused by imbalance of the body {literally as the 'weight', center, whatever, shifts} -- and I swallowed, have for years, was sick morning noon and night, 24/7 for 9 freakin' months, twice...again, I call bullshit btw, they were still worried, TOO, that I had preeclampsia THEN post eclampsia {whatever that is called} so again, yes, bullshit
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I hadn't heard that one before. It doesn't really go with "You are what you eat." Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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