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IT'S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP
IT'S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP It’s not easy sharing the same surname as the American President. Just ask Judd Trump. Born in England, Judd Trump is a top-ranked professional snooker player - see photo above. He is not related to Donald Trump. Since Donald Trump was elected to be the US President, Judd Trump has experienced a series of bizarre events. Whenever he plays at tournaments, many women spectators regularly shout 'Grab my pussy'’ just as he’s about to make a shot at the snooker table. One ardent fan, who travels the length and breadth of the country to watch Judd Trump play, always sits in the front row wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with 'Grab my Pussy'. Her presence at snooker tournaments has caused havoc with the BBC when televising live. As a top ranked snooker player, Judd Trump is regularly invited to play in many snooker tournaments abroad. However, he was not allowed to play in the prestigious Dubai Classic tournament because the United Arab Emirates, a predominantly Muslim country, rescinded his visa just before he was to board his flight at Heathrow airport. Last month, Judd Trump woke up one morning at his home near Bristol only to find that a six foot-high wall built from Lego bricks had been erected all around his house. He was also sent an invoice billing him for the cost of building the wall. A journalist of the local newspaper, the Bristol Post, investigated this incident but was unable to confirm rumours that the Mexican Embassy was behind this prank. Earlier this week Judd Trump received an invitation from a top hotel in Moscow to stay in its luxury bedroom, The Golden Shower Suite, free of charge for a month. Though luxury-appointed, the bedroom is not en suite but the hotel manager explained that there’s no need for a toilet in this suite when the bedding is all waterproofed. Exasperated with all these goings-on, Judd Trump recently approached Avon and Somerset Constabulary. However, the police were unable to help the snooker player apart from advising him to change his surname. |
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I forgot to credit The Fake News Agency for this news!
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If I did not believe everything you say I would think it is Aprils fool day today!
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Excellent lack of truth or as they say in golf a great lie When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Too funny Spunky. Happy April fools day to you hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Bonjour Spunky Est ce que c'est une blague du 1er Avril ? 🐟 Poisson d'Avril ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Is this a joke of April 1st ? 🐡 April Fool ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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The Lego wall was a particularly nice touch! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Happy April fools! Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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Well ... hm. This is kind of funny and sad for him at the same time... Or is this an April Fools prank? kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Well done ! Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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From the actual headlines on the guy, I see that he isn't faring poorly. .. "Takes a different girl out every night!" .. For someone who plays pool? .. He's my hero! Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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snorkalicious SPunkster You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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He ought to change his name by snooker cue....I mean deed pole
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Happy April Fools Spunky! Vive La Difference
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Who are you working for? Is it Ukraine, Wikileaks or Faux News? (This is a great post, my most Spunktificent friend!) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Haha I'd change my name too if I was called Trump!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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It's almost impossible now to fiol someone on All Fools Day!
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If I did not believe everything you say I would think it is Aprils fool day today!
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Thats some funny shit there Thanks for stopping by.
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Excellent lack of truth or as they say in golf a great lie
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Too funny Spunky. Happy April fools day to you hugs V
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Bonjour Spunky Est ce que c'est une blague du 1er Avril ? 🐟 Poisson d'Avril ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Is this a joke of April 1st ? 🐡 April Fool ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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The Lego wall was a particularly nice touch!
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