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IT'S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
4/1/2017 2:54 am
IT'S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP



It’s not easy sharing the same surname as the American President. Just ask Judd Trump.

Born in England, Judd Trump is a top-ranked professional snooker player - see photo above. He is not related to Donald Trump.

Since Donald Trump was elected to be the US President, Judd Trump has experienced a series of bizarre events.

Whenever he plays at tournaments, many women spectators regularly shout 'Grab my pussy'’ just as he’s about to make a shot at the snooker table. One ardent fan, who travels the length and breadth of the country to watch Judd Trump play, always sits in the front row wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with 'Grab my Pussy'. Her presence at snooker tournaments has caused havoc with the BBC when televising live.

As a top ranked snooker player, Judd Trump is regularly invited to play in many snooker tournaments abroad. However, he was not allowed to play in the prestigious Dubai Classic tournament because the United Arab Emirates, a predominantly Muslim country, rescinded his visa just before he was to board his flight at Heathrow airport.

Last month, Judd Trump woke up one morning at his home near Bristol only to find that a six foot-high wall built from Lego bricks had been erected all around his house. He was also sent an invoice billing him for the cost of building the wall. A journalist of the local newspaper, the Bristol Post, investigated this incident but was unable to confirm rumours that the Mexican Embassy was behind this prank.

Earlier this week Judd Trump received an invitation from a top hotel in Moscow to stay in its luxury bedroom, The Golden Shower Suite, free of charge for a month. Though luxury-appointed, the bedroom is not en suite but the hotel manager explained that there’s no need for a toilet in this suite when the bedding is all waterproofed.

Exasperated with all these goings-on, Judd Trump recently approached Avon and Somerset Constabulary. However, the police were unable to help the snooker player apart from advising him to change his surname.









spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/1/2017 2:55 am

I forgot to credit The Fake News Agency for this news!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
4/1/2017 3:28 am

If I did not believe everything you say I would think it is Aprils fool day today!


pal334 69M  
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4/1/2017 5:29 am

Is it the day or the event?

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/1/2017 6:21 am

Excellent lack of truth or as they say in golf a great lie

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
4/1/2017 6:25 am

Too funny Spunky. Happy April fools day to you hugs V

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Annie_34 65T
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4/1/2017 6:42 am

Bonjour Spunky
Est ce que c'est une blague du 1er Avril ? 🐟
Poisson d'Avril
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Hello Spunky
Is this a joke of April 1st ? 🐡
April Fool
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥



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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/1/2017 7:54 am

The Lego wall was a particularly nice touch!

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Furbal1972 51M
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4/1/2017 8:39 am

Happy April fools!

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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
4/1/2017 10:07 am

Well ... hm. This is kind of funny and sad for him at the same time...
Or is this an April Fools prank?
kk

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4/1/2017 10:48 am


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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
4/1/2017 11:35 am

From the actual headlines on the guy, I see that he isn't faring poorly. .. "Takes a different girl out every night!" .. For someone who plays pool? .. He's my hero!

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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
4/1/2017 1:11 pm

snorkalicious SPunkster

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
4/1/2017 2:02 pm

He ought to change his name by snooker cue....I mean deed pole


tickles4us 62M
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4/1/2017 2:18 pm

Happy April Fools Spunky!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
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4/3/2017 2:07 pm

Who are you working for? Is it Ukraine, Wikileaks or Faux News?

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
4/7/2017 7:12 am

Haha I'd change my name too if I was called Trump!!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:33 pm

    Quoting  :

It's almost impossible now to fiol someone on All Fools Day!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:35 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    If I did not believe everything you say I would think it is Aprils fool day today!
It's not easy fooling people on fools day!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:37 pm

It's funny shit but which may become true shit!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:38 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Is it the day or the event?
It is fools day but no one was fooled!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:39 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Excellent lack of truth or as they say in golf a great lie
I think a lack of truth beat golf's great lie!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:40 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Too funny Spunky. Happy April fools day to you hugs V
April fooling never works nowadays!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:41 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Est ce que c'est une blague du 1er Avril ? 🐟
    Poisson d'Avril
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥



    Hello Spunky
    Is this a joke of April 1st ? 🐡
    April Fool
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


It's an April Fools joke; I believe this happens in France also!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/15/2017 1:42 pm

I love touching Lego!


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