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A Few Good Groaners  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
4/19/2012 6:03 am
A Few Good Groaners

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can
stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned
on me.

Am reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it
down.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was just a Type-O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been
stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro--what a rip off!

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the
government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist, he has fillings too.
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/21/2012 7:52 pm

 Glad you enjoyed.

And HI back at you. I lost
you sometime back from
my watch list when TSmeet did
one of their things. Glad to see I
can get to you.

Have a good nite.


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
4/21/2012 6:36 pm

 those were great
Hi
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Then I Misunderstood The Question


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/20/2012 6:58 pm

 Glad you got a chuckle.

Have a good weekend.


rm_bengl66 63M
7288 posts
4/20/2012 12:35 am

 very funny


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stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/19/2012 9:23 pm

 Yep, thanks for stopping by.

Drop in any ole time.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/19/2012 9:22 pm
    Quoting Bogie106:
    Tnx for the laughs..hope you are having a wonderful day...mwaaah...enjoy..
Did have a fair day.

Even pampered myself by
having my neighbor beautician
come by and do my hair. It needed
one of the miracles she can usually
perform. Was beginning to make me
look like "grandma shaggy".

Hope your day was nice.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/19/2012 9:20 pm
    Quoting Extramist:
    There were more than a few good ones here. You could have made a couple of posts out of the list.
Yea, I thought about splitting them up,
then changed up this feeble brain and did
it this way.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/19/2012 9:18 pm

 Me too!!!!


hideeho 61M

4/19/2012 6:36 pm


Bogie106 75M
15322 posts
4/19/2012 1:38 pm

 Tnx for the laughs..hope you are having a wonderful day...mwaaah...enjoy..


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/19/2012 8:36 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks for dropping by!!

Come again.


Extramist 66M
14079 posts
4/19/2012 8:19 am

 There were more than a few good ones here. You could have made a couple of posts out of the list.
AKA The Clit Whisperer.


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45446 posts
4/19/2012 8:10 am
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