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Blogs > duststormdiva > Simply Me

Always Check Your Childrens Homework  

duststormdiva 58F
5714 posts
3/19/2009 3:38 pm

Last Read:
5/24/2010 11:55 am
Always Check Your Childrens Homework

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I'd prefer to write my own blogs but this was too good not to post. Check out the photo before reading the rest.

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.

Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith




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DustStormDiva
ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/19/2009 6:19 pm

 BAHAHAHAHA !!!!

OK, That is too fucking funny!!



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


mickdevil 58M/59F
3494 posts
3/20/2009 4:25 am

 out of the mouths of babes
art and its interpretation
from innocence to adults
Mick & Devil FWB
click me

Just Living Life


49AK 62M
1820 posts
3/20/2009 7:48 pm

 we laughed heartily!


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
3/21/2009 9:02 am
    Quoting ICDeadPeople2:
    BAHAHAHAHA !!!!

    OK, That is too fucking funny!!
I thought so too!
DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
3/21/2009 9:04 am
    Quoting mickdevil:
    out of the mouths of babes
    art and its interpretation
    from innocence to adults
I only post the funniest emails I get here on my blog. Generally, I'd rather bore you with my lifes details.
DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
3/21/2009 9:05 am
    Quoting 49AK:
    we laughed heartily!
NOthing like a good belly jiggle laugh!
DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
3/30/2009 2:08 am
    Quoting  :
You should scan and share some of those!
DustStormDiva


cHARLEY85706 66M
276 posts
4/3/2009 6:33 pm

 Ha Ha
Good funny one Bet you had lotsa explaining to do!
Looks like something you would see in readers digest
Kids do say the darndest things,hope BigGirlzRSweet: will post some of the kids pics she has too
The trick is to keep that spontaneous kid creativity alive in us!
WALK/RIDE/FLY in Beauty!
cHARLEY Feather


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
4/12/2009 8:21 pm
    Quoting  :
First of all you have amazing eyes! And yes it is too funny!
DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
4/12/2009 8:22 pm
    Quoting cHARLEY85706:
    Ha Ha
    Good funny one Bet you had lotsa explaining to do!
    Looks like something you would see in readers digest
    Kids do say the darndest things,hope BigGirlzRSweet: will post some of the kids pics she has too
    The trick is to keep that spontaneous kid creativity alive in us!
I agree, a lid should never be put on creativity!
DustStormDiva


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/20/2010 7:41 pm

 I could see something like this really happening!

insert exploding bomb image here


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