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Perverted Mind vs. Being the Cool Auntie  

im_soaking_wet 40F
4263 posts
7/15/2010 12:08 am
Perverted Mind vs. Being the Cool Auntie

Being the cool Auntie that I am, I let my two nephews go to the candy store downtown and get $10 worth of candy each. They chose their candy and jumped in the back of the truck. At the age they are at, they have some pretty funny conversations. This one however made me spit my water out.

E= Littlest nephew
A= Older Nephew
M= Me
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E: I got the best candy in the world!!

A: Whatever. How do you know it's the best candy? You haven't been everywhere.

E: I just know. I am super smart.

A: All you got one big sucker! That's not the best candy ever, gawd.

E: (Looks at his brother with a straight face) Size Matters.

M: Bahahahahahahahaha (spits out water)
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I found it freaking hilarious to hear a seemingly innocent phrase coming out of his mouth. I guess their Auntie isn't just the coolest Auntie they have, but the Auntie with the dirtiest mind.

uwantsomethree 47G
17 posts
7/15/2010 7:33 am

 That made our morning before heading to work.. lol

SRC


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
7/15/2010 8:10 pm

 It certainly made my day. I had no way of explaining the spitting of the water I told them it went down the wrong way and in the back of my mind, that sounded much worse!


iwillkissubak 48M
40 posts
7/15/2010 11:22 pm

 ya I can vouch for your certifiably perverted mind. But then again, there was the case of the kids asking me about midgets....


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
7/16/2010 8:17 am

 True, but all you have to say is: They are Santas Elves lol


hunterpt 62M
13507 posts
11/20/2015 5:02 am

 very funny. kisses


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