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Mood killers  

spiderj72 51M
5952 posts
7/28/2011 5:54 am
Mood killers


Your Uncle spider was reading some of the other bloggers yesterday and came through some brilliant writing and some very amazing honest writing as well. I have been given some kudos and a couple of my ideas are living on through others so i feel all special this morning.

I came across a post that deals with flatulence and what a mood killer it was as the lady laughed hysterically for about a half hour. As someone who has been there (had oral sex interrupted by her eruption) all you can do is laugh and reassure and then restart. It can be tough but you work through it.

Other mood killer i have experienced are leg cramps. I don't know where these little fuckers come from (poor diet or extreme exertion) but they will kill a romp quicker than you can say boo. They seem to plague my hamstrings and occasionally a hip flexor. They suck a lot of donkey dick.

The other one was far more Innocent and kinda cute in a way. I had returned from one of my first work stretches in Northern Alberta and my wife at the time surprised me with a completely shaven pussy. I was enjoying it and hand managed a finger into the front and back door when my who was three at the time came over to say hello to dad.

Dad who was half on top of mom and about to stick himself in all sort of good places. Back to my daughters room we good and i held her hand and laid on the floor until she fell asleep. Twenty minutes later. Now my wife had fallen asleep as well and i was left curling up in bed feeling thoroughly disappointed.

The last killer of romance in the pants was the pet that seemed to think the noises coming from its mom was me killing her and was determined to see what was going on by sticking its cold wet german shepard nose in my ass. Not cool.

There you have it the mood killers that your Uncle spider has dealt with gentle readers. I hope you don't have to deal with them but chin up if you do.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/28/2011 10:30 am

In order as per usual
justforfun that story makes me laugh so much. remind me never to get you cold and wet without a suitable container for vomit
abby the cramps that frequent me seem to reoccur the moment they settle down a little. makes for a very difficult restart
linds you have nothing but my upmost respect. i believe farting in the girls face is an acceptable excuse at the murder trial


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
7/28/2011 10:53 am

I had one this morning.. (its not my week apparently...lol). I had one of my favorite people offer to pop by for a quickie. He normally pops over and we do dinner and a movie or late nite sleep overs. I am rarely home during the day, so he doesnt get to come by often when the sun is out.

I got off twice and flipped him off of me and onto his back so I could suck his cock a bit.. and I noticed him staring at my ceiling. Ok, no problem... look again, staring at the ceiling. Okkkkk Look AGAIN... staring at the ceiling. Knowing him as well as I do, I crawled back up to his mouth and said "awww, are you falling in love with my house again??" And he, very enthusiastically says: Oh god! I LOVE your house, I wish I could live here. I love the beams, I love the lights, I love the glass, I love i love i love... lol

So, I laughed and said, yes, I recall that you adore it. He then stops, hears a song playing and says "baby, whats this song??? It's awesome!!!" lol

Needless to say, the mood was gone. And, I dont intend on having him over in the daytime again... lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/28/2011 11:35 am

soaking you have made me laugh more in the last day than most people do in a month. you have some very interesting adventures and very interesting partners as well. thanks the elder gods my house is relatively plain


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
7/28/2011 12:07 pm

lol spider.... interesting is the polite version of saying "wtf kind of people do you hang with soaks??" lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/28/2011 12:47 pm

no soaks interesting is the polite way of saying interesting. i think i would ask you "wtf kind of people do you hang with soaks". you seem to be able to take that level of honesty.


im_soaking_wet 40F
1024 posts
7/28/2011 1:09 pm

lol yes I can take it I asked myself that question every day this week... cuz damn! It was NOT my week....... lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/28/2011 1:31 pm

nope it really wasnt your week. mind you your seven days is something i am envious of. kudos to you soaks


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/28/2011 4:51 pm

the dog was put outside the door. where it proceeded to whine and cry until it was let into the room again. nothing takes you pump faster than wanting to make that dog be quiet again.


SooooHorny 50M

7/28/2011 6:50 pm

Yah... the kids thing.... I have to agree there. not a COMPLETE mood killer, more of just a MOMENT killer though lol!

I have the same leg cramp thing that happens to me. I figure it has to do with exertion coupled with dehydration. Our muscles work just fine when they have lots of fluid in them... but then you have to pee.... lol! Another mood killer!

And Talnking about the In-laws! That was always a fucker to listen to....

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This is the really small writing... in bold how 'bout RAINBOW colors?


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/28/2011 8:16 pm

really dont want to think of the inlaws possibly listening in. oh hell there it is now


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