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How The Beast won the girl and lost his virginity Edition
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How The Beast won the girl and lost his virginity Edition So when I was 15 years old, growing up in Cadillac Michigan, I wasn't exactly what you would call a Beast just yet. I was actually quite thin, and had never been overly athletic either. I didn't fit in with any of the established cliques, even though I got along well enough with members of all of them. I couldn't be shoe-horned into the skaters, jocks, stoners, grease monkeys, preps, or alternative groups. I was a member of The Leftovers. Every day at lunch, I sat at the same table with a small group of my fellow Leftovers and we generally didn't bother anybody. A girl named Terri started sitting with us one day out of the blue. I thought it was a little strange as she fit in more with the preppy crowd, but as I said, we got along with everybody. About a week after Terri started sitting with us, a guy named Brad happened by one day and started doing his bully routine with a skater named Charlie who sat with us. Brad ran with Dave, who was considered one of the "Don't mess with that guy" crowd. Brad was his henchman, more or less. On this particular day, Brad decided his henchman duties included giving a big wet Willie to Charlie. Now I wasn't what you would call a Bad Ass back then, and I had never started a fight in my life. I did, however, always have balls when it came to defending other people if they needed it. I stood up and told Brad to leave Charlie alone. He then asked some variation of what was I going to do about if he didn't. I asked Brad how he would like it if somebody stuck a finger slicked with saliva in his own ear. He told me anybody attempting it would have to be brain dead. I was brain dead. I walked toward Brad and stuck my finger in my mouth, making sure to get it extra spitty. I extended my hand toward Brad's ear and he immediately raised his arm and blocked my hand. Brad warned me I was very close to getting punched in the face. I just kept telling him to drop his arm so we could find out. After I insisted the third time, Brad dropped his arm and I stuck my finger in his ear. This was followed rather quickly by Brad attempting to land two punches squarely on my face which I managed to dodge, only receiving light grazes across my left cheek. Brad and I then locked up in the classic double-jacket-collar-snatch-and-push. They were probably leather jackets considering the time period. I'm still not entirely sure how, perhaps adrenaline, but I managed to win the push-off and got Brad on his back in a cafeteria booth. All of my friends were yelling for me to hit him, but I played it off like it was all a bit of boys being boys before a teacher came along and ended the scuffle anyway. The event did two things for me that I didn't expect. Brad lost favor in the eyes of Dave and wound up calling me a week after the scuffle to ask me if I wanted to hang out. We became pretty good friends for the rest of our high school days, and Brad stopped being so much of a bully. I think he realized he was more of a Leftover than he thought. I also noticed the twinkle in Terri's eyes as she watched me handle the situation with Charlie/Brad. I ended up asking her to homecoming and even though she told me I wouldn't be doing any of that under the panties stuff, a month into dating she walked me out into a field of tall grass near her house and asked me to get naked and put my weiner in her. I couldn't find the darned hole at first. I was sure it was there because my fingers had found it. My weiner eventually located it as well and that's all she wrote. The Beast was hooked on the wonderful thrill associated with naked females and the things they'll sometimes allow us boys to do. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Improve your blogging knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Little Known Facts from History Program. Today's Topic: Dildos and the Arts - Herondas of Alexadndria, who lived in the third century B.C.E., wrote a short comedy called A Private Chat. (Fitting for the way we communicate now, huh?) The play revolved around a woman named Metro inquiring of her friend Corrito, on exactly where she had her dildo made. Coritto was shocked that Metro even knew of the dildo and was angered to find out that the woman, Eubule, whom she had loaned it to, had then passed it along to another woman, Nossis, before she had even had the chance to give it a try. The play ends after Coritto informs Metro that the leather worker, Cerdon, made the dildo and Metro runs off to find Artemis who can arrange a meeting with Cerdon, who keeps his business a secret to avoid paying taxes. And this is where we get the term "Dildo Taxes". I made that last part up unless somebody really is using the term dildo taxes. |
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4/23/2012 1:28 pm |
Wow!!! I like it getting a wiener put inside my bun. 
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get naked and put your weiner in meeeee.... i was naive...i would never said that...no not at the first time...
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It doesn't surprise me at all that you were that guy, and I'm really glad you finally "found the hole". I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Wow!!! I like it getting a wiener put inside my bun.
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It is a small world. One of the first women to visit my burrow here actually went to school in Cadillac for a short time years ago. _Safira Where exactly are you from?
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And thus began a series of Classy Moves that have made you the woman we all know and love today. Bwahahahahahahahah Just yankin your chain doll. Muah
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get naked and put your weiner in meeeee.... i was naive...i would never said that...no not at the first time... 
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It doesn't surprise me at all that you were that guy, and I'm really glad you finally "found the hole".
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wow, what a story!! to think a sxey guy like you wnet through something like that, just goes to show, school years and "clicks" and not always what they seem, if i take mine as example, many of the boys actually ignored me and i was soooooo shy...now..i am not being ignored...lol
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mmmmm funny haha cute!!
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Don't know which muscle you're referring to, but thank-you.
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