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Super Powered Friday Edition
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Super Powered Friday Edition Happy Friday my minions! It's the start of another weekend already. Time just seems to keep slipping by faster and faster. I'll try not to keep you too long so that you all can enjoy your weekends as fully as possible. (If coming to The Beast Burrow is your method of enjoyment, you can read it twice!) Over the years of my comic book geek status, I've been involved in numerous conversations with groups of people along the lines of, "What super power would you want if you could have one?". Everybody has their favorite, even those folks who aren't actually comic geeks themselves. Rarely, however, do these conversations involve what new and interesting sexual adventures one could have if being gifted with abilities greater than a mere mortal. (The exception being, "I want to be invisible so I can sneak in the women's locker room!".) The following is a list of sexual exploits which The Beast would like to participate in if he were to suddenly acquire super powers. Most of them have nothing to do with any fetish or deeply hidden desires, I just think they sound challenging, funny, or bizarre and would probably be worth the undertaking simply for the entertainment value. 1) If I acquired great strength and formidable speed, I would fuck a full grown lion. This again has nothing to do with a desire for beastiality, or more precisely, homosexual beastiality... It would simply be something that would get me in a book of world records more than likely. 2) If I attained the ability of human flight, I would fuck a woman atop the Goodyear blimp as it circled a live sporting event and pretend the cheers wafting up on the winds were for our stunning performance. 3) If I became a speedster, and could run faster than a speeding bullet, I would fuck a member of the women's U.S. Downhill ski team in mid plummet down a mountain, and cum mightily as she whisked across the finish line. (I would ask for permission first.) 4) If I could teleport, I would pay visits to female prisoners in solitary confinement. They would probably greatly appreciate some loving to alleviate the loneliness of their incarceration. 5) If a range of powerful mental abilities were suddenly mine to wield, I would simply stroll through shopping malls, mentally inducing massive orgasms in random women at the most awkward of moments... Like while they're paying for a slice of pizza, or picking up a prescription at a pharmacy. Now that I think about it more... I could have a great deal of fun with that one simply by visiting a church for the first time in decades. 6) If I could breathe underwater, I would take a woman to whichever resort has the most pristine, clear waters, and fuck her on the ocean floor surrounded by marine life, colorful corals, and swaying sea flora. (I would of course breathe for the woman, pumping oxygen into her lungs with each kiss.)  7) If I were to become possessed by a Ghost Rider type entity, and develop a penchant for flaming motorcycles, I would go to the Sturgis Bike Week, and fuck all of the old ladies of The Hell's Angels... After beating them all at arm wrestling.  If I could transform into any type of animal, I would find a woman that actually is into beastiality, and give her the multiple critter orgy she's only dreamed about. 9) If I could become invisible, I would stay far away from the women's locker room. Some things are best left a tantalizing mystery. I would however jerk off in public... More often than I already do. 10). If I had the power to control the very primal forces of nature, I would fuck a woman in the midst of the grandest, electrically charged, torrential rain infused, 200 MPH winds tornado the world has ever seen. We would lie safely within the eye of the maelstrom, and mutually orgasm as lightning began shattering trees around us. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! It's Friday! Go home... Figuratively- since you're probably already there. |
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this is the progressive discussion of super powers that should be taking place everywhere. instead it is who would win in a fight crap. I see you left out the whole fire/ice thing of human torch and bobby drake.
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or the plastic man stretchyness too.
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this is the progressive discussion of super powers that should be taking place everywhere. instead it is who would win in a fight crap. I see you left out the whole fire/ice thing of human torch and bobby drake.
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or the plastic man stretchyness too. 
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You have an amazing imagination. I love #6.  
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You have an amazing imagination. I love #6.
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I'm glad you approve Jules. You've inspired many of my posts, so as my muse, I appreciate your support. 
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Now this was a awesome read...I love #6!! and hitting someone with a orgasm!!! brilliant...you are really very creative with words!! you have gained yet another following minion!!{=}
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Good ideas! Somehow I do believe you would become a really scary beast if ever these powers were bestowed upon you. But sure as hell sounds like fun!! Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]
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Good ideas! Somehow I do believe you would become a really scary beast if ever these powers were bestowed upon you. But sure as hell sounds like fun!!
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Kinda yes.....but the burrow is like a second home to me now.....lol
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Swooon! Faint!
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Should it ever become possible, I volunteer to be your test subject for number 5. Over and over. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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