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Life Essence Edition
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Life Essence Edition Greetings, salutations, hellos, and welcome, minions, to the ongoing festival of lights, sounds, and physical groping that is The Beast Burrow. I'm The Beast, and I'll be the one showering you with tales of high adventure, and bestowing upon your brows, the essence of life. Minion in Charge of Installed Audio/Visual Equipment, cue the spotlight and begin pre-recorded Wild Applause Track #7.  Trust me... It's essence- nothing more, nothing less.  After briefly entertaining the idea of retiring, The Beast was told by severl within the burrow, that I should write about anything on my mind, regardless of what some people might think, or be offended by. I should give fair warning that future posts may involve topics which some people scoff at and hurl terms such as Conspiracy Theory at. I'll precede any of those posts with this statement. -Nearly everything is a conspiracy. Any time two or more people gather to make plans, whether for ill or good, it's a conspiracy. That's what a conspiracy is. The majority of people believe in conspiracies. The only area in which they argue, is when it comes to who is/was behind the conspiracy. More often than not, people can't seem to let themselves believe the conspiracy came from their side of the house, camp, faction, etc... That holds true at the family, sport's team, city, state, and country levels. You've been warned. ________________________________________ As I write these next words, I am beginning the 3rd stage of my task for the day, which was to disassemble, transport, and reassemble the conference table from our previous Ward Room, within our temporary conference room here at our new facilities. I'm feeling a metaphor coming on. A philosophical link between this large cumbersome desk, and relationships between human beings, or Homo Sapiens if you prefer. This desk, like some relationships, was whole when I first arrived this morning to begin work. The time I spent removing end paneling, pulling screws, and loosening specialized bolts (those bastards!), was similar to the emotional damage and distance that two people can cause each other over time. It's always easier to tear something down once it's built. For this table to have been assembled originally, care had to be taken to ensure bolt and screw holes aligned properly for hardware installation. The removal of that same hardware was far simpler by a factor hard to determine, but obviously present. I did not need to be too careful pulling the hardware. I used a hammer even at one point to tap out a stubborn bolt. Once a thing, whether it be an inanimate object, or a relationship is taken apart, it is never as easy to reassemble it as it was the first time around. Brackets get bent (You called her a fat cow.), holes no longer align perfectly (You told him you hate his mother.), and often a few pieces of hardware turn up missing (One of your ran away from home.). If you are determined, however, the relationship can be put back together in nearly as good of condition as it was before you disassembled it. (Damned gust of wind knocked the table top over. I can probably buff those scratches and chips.) Is any of this making sense to any of you minion types? I certainly hope so. Well... This desk isn't going to reassemble itself. I have some hammering to do. I'll figure out some bonus material after I finish up. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! I was right. Those bolt and screw holes were a real bitch to get lined back up! |
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Great post! I love conspiracy theories, so bring it on!! My gran also explained to me how fragile a relationship is. Compared it to a beautiful glass vase. Every time hurtful things are said or done, it gets cracks or it breaks. You can glue the pieces together, but it will never look like it use to in the beginning. Motto - be careful how you treat your relationship - I do believe this minion got it!  Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]
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Nice butt there, Beast. I am sorry, I am having trouble finding enough tp to cover the girls adequately. I am the only Me you get.
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Dont think thats exactly the way I was thinking of getting annointed by the Beast...would be hoping for something on the white and creamy side.  Besides how can I suck up when you dont flirt with me? 
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6/15/2012 5:46 am |
I'm glad you decided to keep blogging Beast. You obviously still have a lot going on in your mind and I love the way you bring it out and share with us minions.
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"bolt and screw holes aligned properly for hardware installation" wow...that was hot...i am soooo turned on...i can go masturbate myself... meanwhile....i dunno about you peeing on me... 
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