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200th posting of absolute rubbish Edition
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200th posting of absolute rubbish Edition Hexakosioihexekontahaxaphobia! That's what you suffer from if you fear the number 666. No worries here in The Beast Burrow though. I'm not a make believe boogie man, used to represent all that mankind considers "evil", and used as a shoehorn to get you packed tightly into a mega-church. I'm not that sort of Beast. I'm more of a friendly, good natured, sometimes brilliant, occasionally hilarious, often sarcastic Beast of a Strange and Wonderful nature, used to shoehorn you into The Beast Burrow. You've come at a very good time, especially if this is your first time within the confines of the burrow. This marks my 200th offering of Beastly goodness since I first began spewing it over a year ago. I thought a photo opportunity would be in order, and so I present to you all, a snapshot of The Beast wearing the original, wolf snout G-string that started it all. This G-string, along with my wolf mask, played more than a small role in the name I chose to use here. I do apologize for my continued lack of photogenic qualities. I share many of the same shortcomings as my co-vice presidential candidate, KarlBloggerfeld.  Speaking of our bid to become America's first co-vice presidents, could somebody track down Karl and ask him when the elections are actually set to take place? Are we part of the general election, or do we get our own, special day to be voted into office, seeing as how we plan to change a great deal once we're in there? I should bring everybody up to speed on what's been happening with The Beast. I'm sure many of you have been wondering where I ran off to. The Burrow has been unusually quiet for a few days now. Last Friday was my final working day in our United States Navy. I only need to return on two specific days between now and my official retirement date of 30 September. I'm now wrapped up in making it to all of my Veteran's Administration medical appointments so that I'll hopefully qualify for a fair share of disability compensation due to my various medical issues. Don't worry... The Beast isn't broken, he simply has a few things that don't work at 100% capacity. (No no no... Little Beast still works just fine). I'll be taking a good deal of "me" time over the next month, and then I'll be diving head first into seeking out my next career opportunity. I have no idea exactly what that will be, but I'm optimistic I'll land something that will make me content and comfortable. What more can a Beast ask for? OK... I don't want my 200th post to be devoid of interesting things, so here's a few things I would like to call your attention to. Pull up Google Images in another window and follow The Beast along for a quick tour of some of Earth's more attractive features. Take a peek at: 1) The Blue Hole of Belize (Guess) 2) The Cliffs of Moher (Ireland) 3) (and) The Devil's Bath (New. Zealand) Those are but 3 of some of the many fine places to see here on our big, blue marble. Lastly, check out an example of how badly we fuck all of this up. View: The North Pacific Gyre Trash Vortex. Yes... After watching possibly too many science fiction films, I always thought we would eventually create a vortex that was a gateway to another dimension. What have we accomplished instead? We've made a vortex that simply traps all of the trash thrown into the ocean, and swirls it around indefinitely. The Beast also has an idea for an interesting stop along your East Coast, U.S. Travels. Visit beautiful Centralia, Pennsylvania to see another way in which we've messed things up. In 1962, residents of Centralia got the bright idea to start burning the city's trash inside abandoned mine pits which were plentiful in the area. To make a long story short, they caught the coal seams under their city on fire, and they've been burning beneath the ground ever since. It was eventually decided it would be far cheaper to relocate the remaining residents, than to spend the hundreds of millions of dollars it was estimated would be required to solve the problem. Centralia is now abandoned, but it's not against the law to visit. If you do... Try not to fall into one of the many, unstable sink-holes, and get toasted. BEAST OUT |
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One of the perfectly maintained streets near Centralia, PA [image]
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P.S. Try not to even look at my hair. It's going to be in the awkward stage in between shortly buzzed, and flat-top for a while longer.
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My OBS withdrawls where starting get unbearable. But your picture has satisfied my OSB fix for the time being. .."...and then God created the orgasm, so women can moan even when they are happy"- Tantra 
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Congratulations on the retirement thing. All sarcasm aside, it's guys like you who let the rest of us fuck around on the internet and park our asses in comfortable leather chairs. So, thanks. P.S. It's time to ramp up the Pragmatist Party. We aren't getting any younger and 2016 is only four years away... karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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congrats on your 200th...so now you can wear a puppet on your penis to entertain us???  what???
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HAPPY 200 my beastly buttercup. You've def entertained and educated too. Look at you so well rounded. HEY...maybe you should think about becoming a Teacher. Really... ; Your pic is lovely, as are all the rest. Of course my personal favorite is the one of your delectable ass with that tiny lil cherry mark on it.  Don't change the Beast too much...he's pretty cool just the way he is. (I love the puppet idea!!) I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Happy 200! And many more oh Beastly one! Sooooooo.. does the wolf bite? "You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.
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so your second career is some sort of travel guide. i dig it. centralia sounds like the town from silent hill.
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If you see a moose in the woods in the picture of Centralia's roads, I'm not seeing it. If you're looking at my crotch, it's a wolf.
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I stuffed 3 of them in there to play with after the photo shoot.
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