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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

Pull your pants up Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
7/2/2012 4:40 pm

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7/3/2012 5:43 am
Pull your pants up Edition

Good morning minions! It's morning as I begin writing today's addition to The Beast Files at least. I'm sure by the time anybody gets to crack this one open, however, that it will more than likely be late afternoon, or sometime this evening.
Good afternoon, or evening, minions!
I'm sitting outside the offices of the latest medical professional I must subject myself to in order to secure my status as a disabled American Veteran. This particular visit will deal mostly with my good old elbows. I doubt I'll get a bunch of electrodes glued to my genitals today. Pity

I was almost certain I saw a zombie during the drive over here to Chesapeake. I was very close to stopping my truck, leaping majestically over the hood, and attacking it with wild swings of my Igloo lunch cooler.
After a second glance, I realized it was simply a with a shuffling sort of strut, a glazed look of indifference in his eyes, and untidy clothing.
People like that are going to cause a lot of confusion once the Zombie Apocalypse fully sets in. I imagine more than a few non-infected individuals are going to get whacked in the head accidentally, as zombie hunters experience a bit of trouble recognizing them as being still human.
Pull your pants up your ass, stop shuffle-strutting, and look like you give at least one shit, youngsters. The Beast has warned you. Do not be mistaken for a zombie when it really counts!

Seriously though.... The wearing of the pants so low that you expose your underwear-only clad buttocks for all the world to see, at eye level no less, has run it's course, don't you think?
It began as a way to show solidarity with guys in jail who have their belts taken away from them so that they won't be tempted to use them as makeshift nooses, and hang themselves before going to trial.
Men on the outside, began wearing their own pants, belt-less, and hanging low on their hips to say, "Hey, I'm with you guys."
The trend hasn't died off in a timely manner, and to make things worse, guys now wear belts with pants that are 4 sizes larger than they need, which sort of kills the whole, "They took my belt!" Vibe.

I would really like a new career in which I could carry out two specific functions. I would give ridiculously high priced parking tickets to everybody who parks in a fire lane to use Red Box, and I would beat anybody with their pants hanging more than 1/4 of the way down their ass with a rubber baton.
I might make an exception for plumbers who aren't showing crack purposefully, but because they lack the ability to wear a shirt long enough to tuck in and hide it. Many of them have also apparently had their belts taken from them.

OK, folks, I guess that's enough for today.
I hear KarlBloggerfeld posted a picture from his sleep apnea study. That's given me an idea for a new co-vice presidential campaign poster which I'll share with you all next time.

BEAST OUT

KarlBloggerfeld 54M
8624 posts
7/2/2012 10:17 pm

 I didn't know the baggy pants phenomenon even HAD a history. Probably because I'm a white kid from the suburbs and the only solidarity I ever felt as a youth was with the inventor of parachute pants because when is it a wrong time to wear non-breathable nylon pants?
karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
7/3/2012 12:34 am

 To quote OSB.. "The wearing of the pants so low that you expose your underwear-only clad buttocks for all the world to see, children at eye level no less, has run it's course, don't you think?"

Yes I agree...its long overdue to be stopped.
Tho if just the band of your underwear is sticking out
I find that sexy


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
7/3/2012 5:41 am
    Quoting KarlBloggerfeld:
    I didn't know the baggy pants phenomenon even HAD a history. Probably because I'm a white kid from the suburbs and the only solidarity I ever felt as a youth was with the inventor of parachute pants because when is it a wrong time to wear non-breathable nylon pants?
It's never the wrong time for that! And the phrase, "Too many zippers!", is not in my vocabulary.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
7/3/2012 5:43 am
    Quoting blondegirlis:
    To quote OSB.. "The wearing of the pants so low that you expose your underwear-only clad buttocks for all the world to see, children at eye level no less, has run it's course, don't you think?"

    Yes I agree...its long overdue to be stopped.
    Tho if just the band of your underwear is sticking out
    I find that sexy
I can handle a band, as long as the person's cheeks aren't practically reaching out for me while standing in the post office line, and as long as they are a stylish brand, with a band that says, "Hey...look at me.... I have another man's name in large print on my underwear."


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