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Wired into Washington Edition
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Wired into Washington Edition Good day to you fine Minions and Gentleminions! Welcome, once again, to the only location in the northern hemisphere where you can find a double dose of dead sexy in the form of a Bloggerfeld/Beast co-vice presidential campaign poster! I'll give you all a moment to feast your eyes, and take in all the majestic manliness, and sexitude. Totally off topic already, but that phrase has been eating at me for some time now. Feast your Eyes. Why is it only the eyes that people want you to feast? Why, when say a man is sending a female TSmeet member a picture of his junk, does he not say, "Feast your pussy!" Has anybody ever said, "Feast your fingertips." to a blind person as they handed them a book written in braile? Couldn't a pharmacist say, "Feast your anus." While selling a hemmoroid ointment to a customer? That's The Beast's marching orders to you minions this week. I want you all to use the phrase, Feast your (insert body part other than eyes) on somebody you speak to, and report back to me with their reaction. Where was I? KarlBloggerfeld and I are wired directly into Washington, D.C. We know it's pulse, it's inner workings, and what it ate for breakfast. We're ready to serve all of you minions, even if you don't actually live here in the U.S. We'll improve trade agreements with Canada, relieving the stress we created by tricking you into agreeing to export the same percentage of your oil to us each year, regardless of your actual output. We'll stop using military intervention to get our hands on everything you have of value, wherever you're from. We think we could get our fair share through sharing our sluts with you instead. We have an overabundance of sluts apparently. All of the "dating" websites tell us this is true.  Totally off topic once again. I just got an email from Spartyka Nation, announcing an upcoming MMA fight. I happen to be personally aquainted with Jimi Partyka, the founder of the company. Do The Beast another favor, and head over to the Spartyka Nation website, and buy a T-shirt or something. Jimi does a great deal of work helping The Wounded Warrior project, so he deserves some support for his efforts. Where was I? Oh... Yes. When the time comes to cast your vote, do the right thing, and put KarlBloggerfeld and I in office as your very first co-vice presidents. We'll be able to get a great deal done without the constant fear of assassination looming around every corner. I know Karl would certainly feel more at ease in office without having to worry about lone gunmen, firing impossibly fast volleys of rifle fire from an improbable targeting position. Off topic - I had an appointment with a psychologist earlier today, and had a chance to read 2 interesting articles in the magazine, Psychology today. One article discussed the results of a study in which it was found that men the world over are all mostly attracted to the same body shape in women, whether they are exposed to mass media suggestion or not. Men of remote island nations without television and magazines, still seek out small waisted, ample hip and thighed women. The second article also showed the results of a study in which it was found that women are just as likely to be "dogs" as men. It seems that the only thing holding them back all these years was the fear of not having means if they pissed off their husbands. Now that they are earning their own, they are just as likely as men to have affairs. So there you have it, folks. Don't forget to vote Karl and I into office. It's the right thing to do, and not at all creepy.  BEAST OUT |
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I love it. But you know, we need to start thinking about who we should tab as the poor patsy for president... I say someone with fast reflexes, set they get tagged and we are thrust into the role ourselves. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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I love it. But you know, we need to start thinking about who we should tab as the poor patsy for president... I say someone with fast reflexes, lest they get tagged and we are thrust into the role ourselves. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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Coming from such an awesome mouth..... Awesome!
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Methinks you gave Karl a nosejob. Was it politically motivated? I am the only Me you get.
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I highly doubt you'll find any aspect of my doodles reflecting perfectly with their inspirations. I don't use any proper techniques to make things accurate.
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