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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

Recipe for mind blowing sex Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
1/9/2013 8:08 am

Last Read:
1/24/2013 10:31 am
Recipe for mind blowing sex Edition

There's a rather disappointing, although thoroughly entertaining trend happening at some of the television studios which began as educational programming.
Animal Planet has found it's ratings cow in the form of Finding Bogfoot. If you've never watched it, you should, simply for the laugh factor. Each episode, four grown ass people travel from state to state, spend a night stumbling around in the dark while making "expert" "Sasquatch" calls, and finding nothing. They of course proceed to state that they collected definitive evidence that bigfoots live in that area before moving on to the next location.
The History Channel has found equal ratings gold with it's Ancient Aliens series, where other grown ass people can tie almost any ancient structure made of stone to alien intervention and assistance.

The moment of recipe perfection came during an episode of Ancient Aliens, when it was suggested that Bigfoot was, in fact, an alien species.
You just can't get better entertainment value than that.

While stopping at a nearby gas station to pick up a drink and a snack, I believe I may have stumbled upon the perfect recipe for earth shattering sexual release.
I'm sure you're all familiar with the product, 5 Hour Energy. Well apparently there's a new addition called 6 Hour Power.
It is my belief, that if you and your sexual partner both consume a bottle of each of these products prior to the making of the love, or fucking as we sometimes refer to it, you should achieve nuclear meltdown approximately 3 hours into your session. The resulting explosion of sexual energies will more than likely result in radical cases of Crooked Cock, and Lousy Labia, but should be well worth the deformities by my estimations.

Now all of you run along to purchase bottles of these products so that you can combine them into the greatest night of your lives.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/9/2013 4:01 pm

 interesting notion. kinda like the old days in the seventies of coke fueled orgies. only this time around it is energy drinks and protein bars.


OneStrangeBeast replies on 1/10/2013 11:23 am:
A 5 Hour Energy, combined with a 6 Hour Power, would make cocaine look like children's aspirin.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
1/10/2013 10:42 am

 alien sasquatch...yah...that's me...they ought to make a show of tracking me down in the dark...


OneStrangeBeast replies on 1/10/2013 11:24 am:
I'm sure you wouldn't try to elude the trackers for too long, and then the show would be over.

wannabesexpot 50F
4475 posts
1/10/2013 9:24 pm

 now.. i'm thinking.. does that mean that you have to fuck consistently for 5 or 6 hours before you come??? crikey... waaaaayyyy too much for me.. gimme the 20min man and i'm happy..
Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be?


OneStrangeBeast replies on 1/11/2013 8:40 am:
It's not that you would HAVE to go at it that long. You would WANT to go at it that long. Once the chemical mixture flooded your bloodstream, you would have the sexual energy of an entire village.

blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
1/11/2013 9:48 pm

 Thanks for the fun facts!


rm_4jasmine2 53F
10698 posts
1/19/2013 4:28 pm

 You want to tell me there are no aliens?! Even worse, Bigfoot was NOT an alien?!? I am devastated!
Think I need some 6 Hour Power to overcome the grief now!!
Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning
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OneStrangeBeast replies on 1/21/2013 4:56 pm:
6 Hour Power..... cures what ails you.

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