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The mysterious line. I cross it.
The mysterious line. I cross it. Greetings and Salutations, my Minions. OK... It's probably too early in my comeback to have gained any minions, but The Beast is always hopeful. I just had yet another confrontation with The Line. The Line is a mysterious mystery. It's always lurking there, ready to take whatever progress I make while attempting to connect with the opposite sex and bury it in the dirt. I was messaging a woman who I had chatted with previously on here. I was doing pretty good and got some positive feedback after offering her the therapeutic benefits of my<b> massage </font></b>table. Then The Line snuck up and kicked me right in the nuts. The bastard. I was opening my m a i l while chatting her up, which included a fairly small box which I couldn't connect to any recent purchases at first. Once I cut it open, it turned to be a ten speed, vibrating butt plug I had recently ordered on a whim in case I eventually meet a partner who enjoys that sort of thing. I found it a bit humorous, so I placed the package on top of my California Rolls and snapped a picture of it. I then shared it with the woman and reassured her that it was not part of the standard<b> massage </font></b>package. I just found it funny and thought she might get a chuckle of it as well. She was apparently offended by the photograph, and hasn't written anything since. Line, meet The Beast. Beast, meet The Line. Happy crossings, everyone. BEAST OUT |
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