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*** Naughty yet cute  A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and . The asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” A teacher is<b> teaching </font></b>a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” |
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Love the last one
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HAHAHA! The pussy rule!
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And....thus men watch sports,drink to get numb,&go walking in the woods
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Thanks for laughs, Pal. I'll need them since I have snow in my weather forecast! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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We learn early what is the ruler
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You found some really good ones to start the day. Love the last one the best. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Ha ha ...very funny, Pal! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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These are great Pal and I get a great laugh every time I see them. So here's another one I'm sure you will enjoy if you haven't already.. Have a great Saturday.. ROBOT FOR SALE: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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 Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it! 
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Love the last one [image]
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HAHAHA! The pussy rule! [image]
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And....thus men watch sports,drink to get numb,&go walking in the woods [image]
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Thanks for laughs, Pal. I'll need them since I have snow in my weather forecast!  [image]
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We learn early what is the ruler [image]
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You found some really good ones to start the day. Love the last one the best. Hugs V  [image]
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Ha ha ...very funny, Pal! [image]
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These are great Pal and I get a great laugh every time I see them. So here's another one I'm sure you will enjoy if you haven't already.. Have a great Saturday..ROBOT FOR SALE: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. [image]
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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it! [image]
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Loved them! [image]
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