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It comes around :)  

pal334 69M  
51297 posts
2/27/2020 6:13 am

Last Read:
2/28/2020 3:40 pm
It comes around :)

friend emailed me a zinger. We are both the same age and boy is this scarily accurate . Are any of them striking close to home you?

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

* therapist said that narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

* 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 5 pounds I've gained since then.

*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

*The pharmacist asked me birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

*I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

* can't happiness, but it keeps the in touch!
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2020 6:14 am

 *On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
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Milburry000xx 33M
7 posts
2/27/2020 8:09 am

 Really sucks for Japanese guys...


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/27/2020 8:39 am

 Happy Thursday Pal, those are pretty good they made my day, so thank you so much for sharing these with us. I hope your day continues to be a Happy one..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


thikhead 67M
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3346 posts
2/27/2020 9:03 am

 funny stuff, thanx for the post
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/27/2020 9:15 am

 OMG this post will keep me laughing for a week. Mailbox hell. I have been sick for a month with pneumonia. When the PCP told me on the phone I'd need to go get another Rx, I went in my nightgown and long down coat, praying the coat didnt hike up. The picture is not pretty, yep maybe mental
Tattoos hilarious
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scott6250 61M

2/27/2020 10:38 am

 Very funny my friend.
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/27/2020 11:55 am

 They are hilarious, explains some things


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/27/2020 7:58 pm

 All good Pal hugs V

you made my day!!
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thikhead 67M
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3346 posts
2/28/2020 8:58 am

 inspired by your last comment about sex and being japanese,

id posted a link to the video of "turning japanese" by the vapors,

but it got blocked. why? IDK,

but you can goggle it for yourselves for the laugh.

make sure you find the original video though . . .
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


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