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More Ponderables
More Ponderables Been a while since I have allowed you people to look at the stream of consciousness crap that runs through my mind at times. Well, here are some of the thoughts that repeat the most. If God had intended Man to fly, He wouldnt have made the ground so hard. Peanut Butter is the perfect food. Boobs. I do ponder them a lot. This ponderage was why guys like big'uns. Seriously! I don't understand why men obsess about large tits. Personally I like 'em smaller and well formed. Could be that I am just weird, but, when I look at a gal with anything over a D, all I can see is how much those things must hurt her back. Do Mimes moan during sex? How can someone be qualified to lead troops, when he cant even support them? The Alltel commercials with Chad. Those things annoy the fuck out of me. Salsa Music. I mean I may be so white that bread says I need a tan, but even I know... thats shit you can get your groove on to! Why the hell would any woman want to sleep with Flava Flav? The Blues Brothers: The first one has THE GREATEST musical run in the history of movies! John Lee to Aretha, to Ray Charles. C'mon now, if you cant love that... then damn! Why am I only now developing a real taste for Hispanic gals? If we have St. Patty's day, where everyone is Irish, why cant we have a day were everyone is Swedish... Why the hell would anyone wanna fuck like a ? When I was a , I was all about inserting Tab A into Slot B. I would rather fuck like a man my age. I at least know what I am doing! Why does a massage turn a woman into putty in your hands? |
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6/19/2008 7:14 pm |
if God had meant for me to bend over...he would have put jewelry on the floor. (joan rivers) massages are wonderful sensual things---when done right of course. "You had me at Geaux Tigers.”
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if God had meant for me to bend over...he would have put jewelry on the floor. (joan rivers) massages are wonderful sensual things---when done right of course.
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