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Tits, ass and a gratuitous pussy pic
 

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/23/2016 7:41 am

 Thank you! See, drunk typing is good for something after all!
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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
4/25/2016 6:41 am

 102 watchers is a decent number. I was stuck at 35 for years. I quit paying attention to the numbers and started concentrating on the posters. I have met some great folks here.
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/25/2016 8:01 am
    Quoting canyaz:
    102 watchers is a decent number. I was stuck at 35 for years. I quit paying attention to the numbers and started concentrating on the posters. I have met some great folks here.
Well, you know, this was kind of tongue in cheek.
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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
4/27/2016 6:53 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    Thank you for your contribution! Every vote counts! We'll make our blogsite great again, and we'll make Mexico pay for it! Or somebody. As long as we don't have to pay for it.
Your actual post got me to smile, but this comment achieved coffee spitting. Je ne regrette rien!
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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
4/27/2016 7:00 am

 This post...

This post, and the comments it engendered (and really, the only measure of the post is the quality of its comments) deserve to be the number-one post on the site.

It seems to be the number-one post among people who don't give a flying fuck about rankings, and that should be a bling badge worn proudly.

While it is wonderful that you and PD have a couples' profile, it's a shame that there are no separate rankings for highest-commented couples blogs... not because the rankings themselves matter, but because it would give your tits, ass, and pussy more exposure.

I know I'm late to the party, but I promise to come back and click on this post for a week. Let's elevate this ass, people!
Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/27/2016 8:35 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    Your actual post got me to smile, but this comment achieved coffee spitting. Je ne regrette rien!
I've heard Lewis Black lament the effect of the Republican candidates on comedy. It really began with Sarah Palin. You just can't improve comedically on what she's really saying. It's doggerel verse on it's own just as it comes from her mouth. And now we got two candidates for the office of President arguing about the size of their dicks in a motherfucking debate. I've heard some twisted shit in sixty five years but these fuckers make "Idiocracy" look like a seminar of Nobel laureates. The lunatics are trying very hard to seize control of the asylum.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/27/2016 8:46 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    This post...

    This post, and the comments it engendered (and really, the only measure of the post is the quality of its comments) deserve to be the number-one post on the site.

    It seems to be the number-one post among people who don't give a flying fuck about rankings, and that should be a bling badge worn proudly.

    While it is wonderful that you and PD have a couples' profile, it's a shame that there are no separate rankings for highest-commented couples blogs... not because the rankings themselves matter, but because it would give your tits, ass, and pussy more exposure.

    I know I'm late to the party, but I promise to come back and click on this post for a week. Let's elevate this ass, people!
Rankings? We don't need no stinking rankings!

Like any new member I watched the lists. How the hell else are you gonna learn your way around? But it didn't take long to figure out the there was treasure here, and you didn't often find it on the top of any list. I'm not implying that it never shows up there, just that it's more or less a matter of chance. I'm not a bit put off that tits and ass is popular here. But even us perverts are about more than sex. Dirty old men like me also revere the natural world and Elizabethan poetry. I'm not any different from anyone else here. What the blogs give us is a chance to see the other facets of our beloved fellow deviants.

The comments section was a creation of pure genius. The interaction is priceless. This site may be able to fuck up a wet dream, but they got that part right! It's in the comments sections that I've made my friends here.
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wankingpartner 56M  
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4/28/2016 3:19 pm


kzoopair 73M/71F
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4/28/2016 4:21 pm
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HOTNMOIST 54F
44 posts
4/29/2016 5:23 pm

 that made me laugh ... my god I haven't heard forfucksake in ages ... I vote the tits .. I hate a stubborn ASS .. and the dweeb .. uggghhhhh. but thanks for making me laugh .. big thumbs up


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/29/2016 6:00 pm
    Quoting HOTNMOIST:
    that made me laugh ... my god I haven't heard forfucksake in ages ... I vote the tits .. I hate a stubborn ASS .. and the dweeb .. uggghhhhh. but thanks for making me laugh .. big thumbs up
Well, I'm old, so there's that. This post...it was gettin' late, and I was enjoying a fresh new bottle of the Captain when it hit me- what you need to do, boyo, is write a post while somewhat inebriated. What could possibly go wrong? On the whole it's worked out all right. My judgement has not always been so prescient, so prophetic or so fortuitous.

I do appreciate you stopping by and saying hello. I hope to see you back here again soon, OK?
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modern5000 42M

5/1/2016 8:40 pm

 Funny


nicelipss66 48F
24236 posts
5/3/2016 1:32 pm

 Love it, Great post


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
5/3/2016 4:40 pm

 Thank you!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
5/3/2016 4:43 pm

 i've responded to your comment at least five or six times and it won't post. I have no idea why not. Anyway, thanks.
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