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Shakespeare he ain't!
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Shakespeare he ain't! musclexxxxx WHERE ARE YOU? Where are you? Are you wrapped in a box? Are you locked up in Fort Knox? Are you swimming deep beneath the ocean? Are you hiding in a bottle of magic potion? Are you up high in a tree? Are you floating on the Baltic Sea? Are you stuffed in my back pocket? Are you gaged and bound to a waterfront docket? Are you submerged far below the earth where warm Rivers flow and shifting rocks chant? Or could it be, you surprised me and you are hiding in My pants? Are you in outer space? Are you in a particular, private place? Are you anywhere on this planet near me? Are you someone, I can smell, touch, taste & see? Will I ever stop being blue; because no passion with My boo? Are you near? Are you far? Are you false? Are you true? Are you warm? Are you cold? Are you soft? Can I hold, or am I too bold? I have one small request; because I am at wits end and I Don’t know what to do? Can you please, send me message, a smoke screen, a bugle Call, a drum beat, a lion’s roar, something? Beautiful lady, where are you? Gosh, where do I begin? I can't decide if the most romantic line was me hiding in his pants or being locked up in Fort Knox...swoon  Let's hope he doesn't give up his day job  Has anyone ever written poetry for you? Not drivel like this. I mean real, romantic, heartfelt poetry? Or perhaps penned a tune or a song just for you? Do tell...   "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..." |
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I do drivel, but not quite this bad. lol Thoughts from the Garden...
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Jeez I really do hope that Musclexxxx isn't another one of our American cousins who thinks that Glasgow is a suburb of London  I know they do get confused, what with their lack of geography lessons. Of course you replied with your street address, post code and bank account details - I always do when I'm asked where I am by a stranger online  .As you know I have a very high embarrassment threshold - although I would only write poetry for someone I'd known for years I have serenaded women on here (some of them are still on speaking terms with me), and I've found it easier to hit the high notes on those Bronski Beat/Communards numbers since you kicked me in the nuts that time.
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I wrote a poem for a girlfriend when I was a teenager and she returned the favour. I think I wrote something about how nice her eyes were, it wasn't very wordy  This on the otherhand........is just a lot of words I wonder how many ladies he's sent that to 
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I did what you suggested to Lisa - or rather her minions LOL - and note that, assuming it's the same guy, he appears to have moved to North Dakota Sounds like another big liar to me  But hey, we got a laugh out his version of poetry
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Holly: "Ohhhh, sweet. Did you know they were going to do it or was it a surprise?" My wife and I exchanged original erotic stories when we first met and were still living apart, so yeah, we knew they were coming. We planned them to get ourselves geeked up for the weekend. The member on here surprised me with her serial. Either way, I was smitten. It's really flattering to have a story dedicated to you by someone who can write well. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Are you in outer space? Are you in a particular, private place? Are you anywhere on this planet near me? WTF Did you post a pic of you wearing a space outfit or something Oh where to begin  so I won't bother!! Whatever happened to a nice hello how are you Thanks for sharing and giving us a giggle
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To answer his question though...WHERE ARE YOU?.......you are far far away from him and that's where you'll stay for your own safety To be fair you've got to admire his......ummm.....no, there's really nothing here
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I do apologise. I was carried away by the assonance... I should have gone for the alliterative "find the foofie"
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Now that was painful to read His poem is lame He has no game No wonder he's single He won't make you tingle All I wanna do now is eat a Pringle Like your new "boo" I'm not a poet either as you can see lmao
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I think your admirer's poem signals the death knell for "wanna fuck" emails - only to be replaced by "hunt for cunt" poetry. I'm not sure it's a positive move...
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For me? No, not that I can remember. I have written poetry though, years ago, for someone I loved. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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The X rated Dr. Suess? Wait a minute...you got hit on by Ted Cruz! I can't recall anyone ever writing poetry for me, but a member here did write a terrific six part erotic story for me. I loved it! And my wife wrote erotica for me too. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Man, that's worse than my poetry (all copies of which have been mercifully burned). He ain't Shakespeare, and he's not even Dr. Suess.
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Surely he only sent the poem to me and me alone 
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