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Xac and Xin - Marketing Division  

xacandxin 46M/47F
82 posts
4/13/2016 10:44 am
Xac and Xin - Marketing Division


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In the past our profile has provided some details from us (each about the other) regarding why people should pick us, give us a rose, not vote us off the island, etc. However, in our most recent update we forgot to replace much of this info. We didn't realize this until just recently when we advised someone in one of our groups to add a bit more self-salesmanship to their profile when the room was asked for advice on how to spice it up a bit.

After telling the couple this we went back and reread our profile, only to find that we hadn't done a very good job of "marketing" ourselves either. Our profile lists much more about what we want in a person and what we don't want in a relationship than it does about any attributes that might make us appealing to anyone we might find attractive and interesting in the first place. For this reason, we have once again fired up the Xac and Xin Marketing Division! Without further ado:

Xac on Xin -- Shy at first, once my sexy little fireball warms up to you, you will find an incredibly perceptive and amusing woman who can be very forward once she's decided that she likes you. Despite the fact that she is not 100% Italian, she is so classically Italian-looking - you know, fucking gorgeous - that she frequently gets harassed by elderly women in the grocery store who insist that she has the inside scoop on what the best or freshest pasta is.

From the other side of her family tree comes "the Kavorka". If you are of Russian, Latvian, or Polish origin (that is much of the rest of my wife's heritage, although none of it shows, lol), then you may be familiar with this term. Roughly translated it means "the lure of the animal". People only need to come to the club with us one time and watch the way people behave around Xin for a little while, and then they will have a perfect working definition. Once she has a drink or two and gets over her initial nerves, this woman just oozes sex appeal out of every pore of her body - and damn it, that body lives up to the hype!!

She was a gymnast well into high school, and although these days many of the more serious, weight-bearing moves are out due to her having had surgery on her arms a few years ago, but the muscular body and the flexibility are both still there! I will of course, stop to point out that she can still do a naked handstand and that's pretty freaking hot!

Because the only time anyone will ever catch Xin without a bra on (including while sleeping) is when she is having sex or taking a shower, she still retains that perky look that I'm sure is part of the reason why she still gets carded from time to time. Don't believe me? Our real life friends on here, Desilucpl330, were with us the last time it happened. This wasn't a waitress just trying to be cute or polite. She was very rude about it and even after we put up a protest, she still refused to serve my wife unless she could produce her ID. It was hilarious!

That bra thing may seem a bit much, but you can NOT argue with those results! Meanwhile, another odd habit of hers that also started when she was younger was her hyperactivity and fidgetiness. This unusual behavior has also paid HUGE dividends, because as far back as she can remember whenever she was bored (like at her desk in school or work) she used to just sit there and repeatedly clench and unclench her thigh and butt muscles, just to keep herself relaxed and occupied enough to pay attention to what she was supposed to be doing.

In other words, you know that one exercise machine that lots of women at the gym get obsessed with at the gym right after they've had (I'm trying to say this without being crude - let's just say that lots of women suddenly become "size queens" and BBC fans after they've had a for a reason, and it's the same reason why first childbirths are almost always the hardest) - anyway, Xin has been performing this exercise on her own for literally decades!

Best of all, she hasn't had any that weren't by Caesarean. It may mean a bit of a tummy scar and a bit of lost muscle control from where they sliced her, but you know what else it means? For those that haven't figured out the gist of what I'm saying yet, don't worry. You don't even need this set of reasons to go crazy about her, especially not if you are a woman. Not much of what was just said really impacts you at all. It kind of makes me wonder why I bothered mentioning it, since we are barely open to the idea of couples (I.e. guys) at this point. However, it's still probably worth mentioning. We are "never say never" kind of people, and who knows? Even within the next several months, perhaps we could change our minds, lol.

Finally, I've saved my favorite parts for last. She has the sweetest pussy I have ever tasted. The closest flavor I can put it to is butterscotch. Don't worry, though. Anyone she plays with would have ample time for the taste test, because this lady is multi-MULTI-orgasmic (as in capable of 20+ in one session), and she's even an occasional squirter (or an all the time squirter if we only ever wanted to fuck in the same two positions, lol)!

Xin on Xac happyf; -- I can't remember exactly which one or exactly how the quote went, but a little while ago Xac and I were watching one of our favorite sitcoms and one of the female leads went off on a slight rant about what the mythical "perfect man" would be like. When she was done I leaned over and curled up really closely to Xac, who was caught off guard because I'm not much of a snuggler (too fidgety). He looked over at me and asked to what he owed this exciting turn of events. I told him he was adorable because he had absolutely no idea that the woman had just given a perfect description of him! This isn't even going to be close to what the lady actually said, but here's my best attempt at summing it up:

'The perfect man should be attractive, but never full of himself. He should be able to tell when something's bothering me without my needing to tell him, and he should sympathize with my problems without always trying to fix them. He should be really sensitive and willing to talk about his emotions - even cry in front of me - but he can't be a whiny little bitch. Like, he's gotta have a strong side; he's gotta be able to take some pain and some roughness in life and he's gotta be willing to just absolutely KILL for those that he loves. He's gotta know when I want him to be tender, and he's gotta know when I want him to just throw me on the bed, grab me by the hair, and just fuck my brains out like a wild animal.'

That is my husband's personality in a nutshell. He has the kindest eyes that a girl could just lose herself in and he's got a great smile (when he's not busy being all self-conscious about it, haha) that just sucks you in, especially when you meet him in person. Xac has a very strong and warm energy to him. I don't really know how to describe it better than that, other than to add that when he gets all turned on - like right before we have sex - he literally starts emanating heat like nothing I've ever seen. He can be just laying there next to me, staring at my naked body, and all of a sudden I have to pull away a little because his hand that was only moments ago just resting on my stomach is now starting to become super warm and make me start to sweat, even though both of us are just lying there. It's really weird and I'm sorry, but I don't know how to describe it better than that.

Other, more tangible things about my husband are that he too, shared the same odd habit as a and as a young man that I did when I was younger. Another reason we are made for each other is that we are both a little hyperactive and a little fidgety. Xac also used put his fidgetiness to good use whenever a situation forced him to sit still for long periods of time. The end result of that can be found in his cock dancing video!
I'm not sure if this habit of his also contributed to the next factor I want to mention or not, but I've still got to say that prior to my husband I was only aware of a few factors that were qualities that I wanted in a penis. It needed to be a certain length (and for me not TOO long - once again, NOT a size queen), a certain width was helpful, and as long as wasn't curved in either of the two wrong directions, I felt like I was good to go. Xac has introduced me to a new penile quality that I now would prefer any potential future partners to have for sure. I like to call it "bone density"

The best way I can describe it is that Xac has superior control over... um, blood flow? Every guy can make his dick jump a little, get just a little bigger or a little fatter or whatever, but this man can flex his like a body builder! He can make the size and the width vary quite a bit while he's inside me, so in other words he is really good at making it vibe or pulse while he's inside me. He is also the first man I've ever met who can literally have sex again immediately after having sex! I don't mean like a short refractory period before he's ready again. I mean like just finished, still hard, looking to go again and totally can if I want to. I'm not going to lie, it's extremely rare that I do. If vigorous sex isn't for you, then most likely neither is my man!

Last but not least, Xac has a VERY gifted mouth. He has much more power behind the flick of his tongue than what I am used to, and that is definitely not a bad thing! He can even flick a light switch on and off something like 30 times in a minute (more about that in an upcoming post called, "Weird Shit We Do When We're Drunk", lmao



satyrnsheepzskin 46M
5939 posts
4/14/2016 6:57 am

What an awesomely detailed inside look at the two of you. Can't wait to read about the weird shit you do when you're drunk. My list would probably scare the locals.

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love2pleasu13 56M
6472 posts
4/13/2016 11:33 am

good story


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