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Ranty Bitch Blog #2 - Clean your fucking mirror ....  

AJCookie2015 55F
47 posts
8/21/2015 12:06 pm
Ranty Bitch Blog #2 - Clean your fucking mirror ....
Yeah yeah ... I know ... this is a SEX site ... it's a HOOK UP site ... you want naked boobies and cunts and dicks ... and stroking and fucking and sucking ... But being a Ranty Bitch that blogs about the mundane, unsexy side of things .. I just have to say ...

Hey! Hot young dude with the amazing abs, smooth hairless chest, beautiful baby boy face, and rock hard 9" cock ... yeah, you ...

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING MIRROR DUDE !!!!

(and that also goes for the older dudes, the young chicks, the mature ladies ... whoever you are ... )

If you are going to make bathroom selfies and your mirror has so much toothpaste on it that it resembles a Jackson Pollack composition ... you need to take your hand off your dick for 2 minutes and grab some paper towels and windex ... or if you don't have those, washcloth and alcohol. Hell you can even use shaving cream to clean your mirror ... bonus there is that it will stay fog free when the bathroom gets steamy for a week or two ... but it's a bitch to get it all off the first time. (hehe ... now I'm the Martha Stewart of TSmeet)

If your bathroom selfie includes a toilet in the shot ... I'd also strongly suggest closing the lid ... or at least flushing it. PLEASE!!!!!!

Similarly ... clean your room before you cam. Now I'm not talking all Martha Steward OCD shit ... I'm just saying, most folks don't want to see your crusty towel, the skid marked boxer briefs in the floor, the un-sifted litter box, or the overflowing ash tray. Just the very minimal basics of not living like a slob will be appreciated.

And ... NOPE ... you don't OWE anyone anything. No one HAS to watch you or look at your pics ... or message you. If the mess bothers them ... they can just click the BACK button. But ... if you happen to want to impress & attract the most viewers, friends, and repeat viewers ... I'd say it's probably worthwhile to spend the 5 minutes a day that it might take to just look like you give a little bit of a damn.

Happy cleaning ... now ... show us those gorgeous hot bodies ... throbbing cocks ... perky boobs ... or even just a goofy set of duck lips!!!


bfjinthesouth 70M
175 posts
8/21/2015 1:22 pm

 I could not agree with you more.


AJCookie2015 replies on 8/22/2015 7:32 am:
Thank you BFJ

rm_riky_02 46M
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11308 posts
9/20/2015 6:23 am

 vaya lio.............


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