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How was my day?
How was my day? Well, let's see.... Someone decided to take a shit in the corner of the men's restroom stall. And.... No, it was CLEARLY not an accident as it was not anywhere near the corner of the stall that contained the toilet. Imaging how fun *that* was to apologize for during a customer complaint! Absolutely fucking amazeballs! In my whole entire life, I can honestly say, I never imagined I would find myself in this type of scenario. "I'm so sorry you found yourself in that situation. Thank you for alerting me to this, I'll make sure it gets taken care of immediately." Yes, by all means, please tell me how disgusted you are, AGAIN, and definitely describe the color and texture of that pile of shit. The smell?? Oh, fantastic. Yep, I'm sure the disgusting individual who did this probably was half dead. I can smell it from here. Corn you don't say.... Nope, I don't understand why someone would do this either. Some people are just fucking crazy like that. Blah.... blah..... blah..... The best part of my day was the part where this guy was becoming a dot on the horizon as he walked out the door and hopefully out of my life for good. Happy Thursday! |
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Thank you for not posting a picture
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Corn always comes out in tact!!, Sorry you day took such a foul turn!! with him out of site, The question is: just how did you identify him?? I wont even try to guess. Here's hoping tomorrow will be better..
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Enjoy your small victories when you can!!!!!
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How absolutely fucking disgusting........what a pig! Someone with a grudge maybe? And Sorry, but my juvenile sense of humour takes over at times. I'm blaming it on your irate complainant's somewhat graphic description.........I hope the tiles weren't damaged by the corn!! Actually, some of our less savoury footie (soccer) supporters are wont to dropping their shit on rival fans' property........I've heard tell of scumbags shitting in plain site in bus parks, at turnstiles, in pubs.......f'n animals!! Grrrr!!!
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That definitely was a shit day!
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DISCLAIMER: I mean this in a politically correct sense. Never EVER go full retard.
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I would have asked him if he tried to smoke it... like Cheech and Chong did ~ ".. what is in this shit man" "~~ Mostly mauhi wauhi man but it's got some labrador in it" ".. What's labdador ??" "~~ It's dog shit" ".. w-h-a-t ?" "~~ My dog ate my stash man, had it on the table and the little muther fucker ate it man, so I had follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind" ~Weee~
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What a turd!!!
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What a lazy shit bag! That was truly a crappy Thursday you had.
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That's some fucked up shit
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DISCLAIMER: I mean this in a politically correct sense. Never EVER go full retard. i LOVE it!!
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8/20/2021 11:09 am |
That's some fucked up shit
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What a lazy shit bag! That was truly a crappy Thursday you had.
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8/20/2021 3:56 am |
What a turd!!!
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I would have asked him if he tried to smoke it... like Cheech and Chong did ~ ".. what is in this shit man" "~~ Mostly mauhi wauhi man but it's got some labrador in it" ".. What's labdador ??" "~~ It's dog shit" ".. w-h-a-t ?" "~~ My dog ate my stash man, had it on the table and the little muther fucker ate it man, so I had follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind" ~Weee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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DISCLAIMER: I mean this in a politically correct sense. Never EVER go full retard. *. *. *
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That definitely was a shit day!
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How absolutely fucking disgusting........what a pig! Someone with a grudge maybe? And Sorry, but my juvenile sense of humour takes over at times. I'm blaming it on your irate complainant's somewhat graphic description.........I hope the tiles weren't damaged by the corn!! Actually, some of our less savoury footie (soccer) supporters are wont to dropping their shit on rival fans' property........I've heard tell of scumbags shitting in plain site in bus parks, at turnstiles, in pubs.......f'n animals!! Grrrr!!!
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Glad I am retired....
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Talking about corn, I had Sheppard's Pie for supper. It was good. 🤔 Yeah, uhm... that's gross. 😮❗ Really gross.
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Would say hope you have a better Friday but after that story it wouldn't take much for improvement..You wonder what goes thru the mind of these fucking idiots...
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Maybe he was the one that left that lovely pile! Regardless....yeah, shitty day. (Sorry...)
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Enjoy your small victories when you can!!!!!
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Corn always comes out in tact!!, Sorry you day took such a foul turn!! with him out of site, The question is: just how did you identify him?? I wont even try to guess. Here's hoping tomorrow will be better.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Thank you for not posting a picture When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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