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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief Breaking news! In yesterday's briefing, Donald Trump farted! Causing a panic! Everyone rushing escape the toxic fumes! Everyone now is practicing social distancing. Staying at least feet away from Donald Trump. It has also been recommended that Donald Trump be quarantined in case he farts again! Which is inevitable since Donald Trump's diet consists of McDonald's and KFC! In the next day's briefing, Donald Trump was asked by reporters of the incident that occurred yesterday! Donald Trump vehemently denied that it ever occurred! Emphasizing that it was fake news and that the reporter was a terrible journalist a third-rate journalist! Most of the reporters were wearing gas masks in preparation for another attack from the president! Fortunately, no such incident occurred this time! On location, a reporter is sad to report! In the midst of this pandemic, Donald Trump held a rally in the bosom of the South! Mobile Alabama! Bringing hundreds of Trump supporters together! Donald Trump ignoring all social distancing guidelines! It was not 5 minutes into his speech that he farted! Causing widespread panic! People pushing and shoving their way through exits! Total pandemonium occurred! Luckily no one was harmed! But a great number of Trump supporters were later treated for inhalation of toxic fumes!! How big is Donald Trump's ass! It's so big when he farted Melania said I've had enough! She wanted a divorce! Her marriage to Donald Trump had reached the breaking point! She could no longer tolerate him! First there was his tiny mushroomhead dick! Then there was the cheating! But the final straw was when he took a dump and farted! It was just too much! She had to leave! The constant smell of shit coming from her husband was just too much! |
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4/20/2020 7:33 am |
In case words get deleted In the next day's briefing, Donald Trump was asked by reporters of the incident that occurred yesterday! Donald Trump vehemently denied that it ever occurred! Emphasizing that it was fake news and that the reporter was a terrible journalist a third-rate journalist! Most of the reporters were wearing gas masks in preparation for another attack from the president! Fortunately, no such incident occurred this time! How big is Donald Trump's ass! It's so big when he farted Melania said I've had enough! She wanted a divorce! Her marriage to Donald Trump had reached the breaking point! She could no longer tolerate him! First, there was his tiny mushroomhead dick! Then there was the cheating! But the final straw was when he took a dump and farted! It was just too much! She had to leave! The constant smell of shit coming from her husband was just too much!
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4/20/2020 5:38 am |
You're an idiot! Trump 2020!
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4/20/2020 5:35 am |
this is not a political forum, no one really cares what you think
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4/20/2020 1:29 am |
Did someone make you read this? Once again if not allowed it would of been removed. Even banned by this site because I think he does a few t blogs a week. Just because you support t it doesn't mean all of us do.
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4/20/2020 1:23 am |
Lmao.. my friend..
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this is not a political forum, no one really cares what you think Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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4/19/2020 5:19 pm |
In case words get deleted On location, a reporter is sad to report! In the midst of this pandemic, Donald Trump held a rally in the bosom of the South! Mobile Alabama! Bringing hundreds of Trump supporters together! Donald Trump ignoring all social distancing guidelines! It was not 5 minutes into his speech that he farted! Causing widespread panic! People pushing and shoving their way through exits! Total pandemonium occurred! Luckily no one was harmed! But a great number of Trump supporters were later treated for inhalation of toxic fumes!!
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this is not a political forum, no one really cares what you think
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You're an idiot! Trump 2020!
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Lmao.. my friend..
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4/19/2020 3:08 pm |
In case words get deleted Breaking news! In yesterday's briefing, Donald Trump farted! Causing a panic! Everyone rushing to escape the toxic fumes! Everyone now is practicing social distancing. Staying at least six feet away from Donald Trump. It has also been recommended that Donald Trump be quarantined in case he farts again! Which is inevitable since Donald Trump's diet consists of McDonald's and KFC!
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