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My Debate Scenario For Monday Night
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My Debate Scenario For Monday Night The headline in the Tuesday morning papers will read, "Millions Arrested In Display Of Indecent Acts Of Public Exposure." To demonstrate their utter abhorrence of the two Presidential candidates, millions of Americans gathered on America's highways, and did it on the road. Motororists rather than heeding the advice of one pundit who suggested running over protestors, got out of their cars and joined the nationwide love-in. One couple exclaimed to a reporter, "We were at Woodstock, this is bigger than Wodstock. We popped in a cassette of Physical Graffiti on the car stereo, and just fucked our brains out. It was wonderful." Reports across America report no casualties. Injuries were limited to frostbite and ligament damage. Some women were seen limping away in handcuffs. No blindfolds, though. In other news, Nielsen reports the ratings for the first Presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, were the lowest in recorded history. People are strange when you're a stranger." |
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People across America overwhelmingly chose the debate over a nationwide Bacchanall. Pity. Not a vote was changed People are strange when you're a stranger."
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President Trump, get used to saying it. People are strange when you're a stranger."
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And that's the way it is! People are strange when you're a stranger."
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