GUESTBOOK, Visitors please...
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Posted:Jul 5, 2008 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2019 7:06 pm
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Any visitors to my profile feel free to sign this as my guestbook. Leave some love. 
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Joke - Four guys at the bar.
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Posted:Jan 8, 2013 9:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2013 7:24 am
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4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their . The first guy said, "my is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. Hes so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas. The second guy said, "damn, that's terrific! my is also the pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift! the third man said. "well that's terrific! my studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion! the 3 guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? one of the three guys said, "were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... "what about ur ?" they asked the 4th guy. the fourth man replied, " my is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said, " that's a shame...what a disappointment. The fourth man replied. " nah, im not ashamed hes my and i love him..and he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends.
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Joke - from a radio show
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Posted:Sep 11, 2012 9:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 7:10 pm
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- DJ: Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?
- Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.
- DJ: Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.
- Contestant: Brian.
- DJ: Brian, are you married or what?
- Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.
- DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wifes name? First only please.
- Brian: Sarah.
- DJ: Is Sarah at work, Brian?
- Brian: She is gonna kill me.
- DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?
- Brian: (laughing) Yes, she’s at work.
- DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?
- Brian: About 8 o’clock this morning.
- DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
- Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well…
- DJ: Question #2 - How long did it last?
- Brian: About 10 minutes.
- DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.
- Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.
- DJ: Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o’clock this morning?
- Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I, well…
- DJ: This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?
- Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks…
- DJ: Uh huh…
- Brian: …and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.
- DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
- Brian: On the kitchen table.
- DJ: Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife’s work number and call her up.
- DJ: Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we? (Touch tones… ringing…)
- Clerk: Kinkos.
- DJ: Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?
- Clerk: This is she.
- DJ: Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I’ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.
- Sarah: (laughing) A couple of hours?
- DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you’ll lose. Sooooooo… do you know the rules of Mate Match?
- Sarah: No.
- DJ: Good!
- Brian: (laughing)
- Sarah: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
- Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.
- DJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, - ---- Sarah. If your answers match Brian’s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
- Sarah: (laughing) Yes.
- DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?
- Sarah: Oh God, Brian… uh, this morning before Brian went to work.
- DJ: What time?
- Sarah: Around 8 this morning.
- DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?
- Sarah: 12, 15 minutes maybe.
- DJ: Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?
- Sarah: (laughing) Yes.
- DJ: Where did you have it?
- Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?
- Brian: Just tell him, honey.
- DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?
- Sarah: Well…
- DJ: Come on Sarah… where did you have it?
- Sarah: Up the ass.........
Dead silence. Hysterical laughter. Cut to commercial. It’s unknown if Brian and Sarah won.
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I-Phone Advice Sexual or otherwise.
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Posted:Mar 2, 2012 12:51 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2012 9:16 pm
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I finally upgraded my cell phone. I-Phone 4S. Anyone have any interesting tips, tricks, or Apps I should check out sexual or otherwise haha.
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Facials!!!
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Posted:Aug 10, 2011 11:27 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2012 10:57 pm
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I hate to admit it but I have never actually given a girl a facial. I have always came on the ass, stomach, or via the cream pie
I always wondered how the ladies felt about getting facials? As a man it always turns us on to see a woman take a facial, swallowing, and enjoying our bodily climax's.
But I always thought most females felt it was degrading?
I just wondered what everyone's comments were on the subject?
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Interesting Read.. Females with Two Vaginas...Whats your take?
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Posted:May 30, 2010 11:36 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2012 11:46 pm
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I had no idea that the condition even existed. But it sure is interesting. Here are the highlights I came across online.
1) If you have an extra vagina, you can also have an extra uterus and cervix.
2) The women think of them as the "left vagina" and the "right vagina."
3) One of the vaginas is generally dominant, although they can have sex in either one.
4) Sometimes the partner is downright delighted. One female said "My husband lit up and said, 'I can have a choice?
5) You can be a slut on one side and a virgin on the other. The woman with the happy-puppy husband said, "He actually took my virginity on my left side."
I dont know what I would do if I was a man or woman in this situation but im sure it can be both pleasureable and down right annoying.
What do you all think?
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Tired of Fakes and Flakes
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Posted:Apr 19, 2010 8:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2011 2:46 am
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Sorry I had to vent even though I don't really get too many viewers on here. So im probably wasting my breath here. Im so sick of these fake female profiles. This site should make it mandatory for everyone to post at least 3 different pics of themselves. You can pick the fake profiles out so easily because they only have one pic or two of the same pic.
And so many flakes. If your not interested then please email me back and tell me that, dont ignore me. If you wink at me daily and I wink back and I email u and all u do it wink back and not email back then please dont even waste your time winking back. And if we chat off site then lets meet and greet instead of playing games... I dont bite you know. And with the pics and videos of me on here I dont see why anyone wouldnt wanna meet hehe
Sorry all had to vent.
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Is Anyone out there Real???
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Posted:Jun 5, 2009 9:28 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2011 2:47 am
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I cant seem to find any real people. All I get is spammers emailing me back about contacting them on their hotmail.. Nobody has a hotmail anymore except for spammers.... And please ladies im not going to marry you and bring you over from Ghana, no offence but im looking for more stateside interests lol. Why are there so many fakes... I would love to meet someone real...
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Im Back :)
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Posted:Apr 18, 2009 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2011 2:47 am
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IM BAAAACK....
The Navy had me out to sea and away for 8 months. Hope to interact with more people now. What has been going on? Feel free to leave some love and catch me up
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SEX? ladies... Who wants to????
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Posted:Feb 3, 2008 6:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2011 2:48 am
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Havent met anyone off this site yet so I thought I would see what kind of attention this blog post gets if any lol. Guess standard members cant see my dick pics and video so that doesnt help im guessing. TSmeet is always tryn to keep a man down lol. And I like to keep it up I have alot to offer, just need a playmate
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Deal or No Deal? Why are people so stupid?
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Posted:Dec 12, 2007 6:55 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2013 8:34 am
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As I was watching the latest deal or no deal gameshow on NBC, I couldnt help but get frustrated with the contestants. I mean where do they get these people from? They must get caught up in the game and forget the odds that they started with. At the beginning of the game when you pick 1 of the 25 cases you have a 4% chance of picking the case with 1 million. Well this guy was lucky enough to keep the 1million and 750,000 cases in play along with a $10 case. So then good old howie tells him with only 3 cases left you have a 66% chance that your case has more than 750,000 in it. When the truth is that its still a 4% chance there is a million and really nothing has changed since the beginning of the game. And theres a 96% chance that your case doesnt have a million in it. So the odds of you ever picking the right case is very slim.
Needless to say this guy turned down 493,000 among many other offers along the way that would have made him a very rich man. Why dont they pick me to play lol. Cuz im smart enough to realize my case most likely has $10 in it and the ones on stage have the big $$. I take the deal but this guy goes for it and lucky for him he still had two high dollar cases left cuz he took the million dollars out of play and was offered 296,000 and this time he took the deal. Which brings me to my next point. If u make the mistake of not taking the 493,000 why take 296,000 when your down to the last two cases? Because more than likely ur case has 10$ and the one on stage has 750,000 and ur allowed to switch cases when ur down to the last two. The odds are amazingly in your favor to deny the 296,000 and then switch cases and it should reveal the 750,000.
I will never understand why people dont use common sense and take what the board and the dealer is giving you and play the odds. I dont know about you but once the deal goes above 100,000 im taking the deal lol. I guess thats because I grew up eating Ketchup sandwiches because there was nothing else to eat lol.
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