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Hilarious: A Baby's First Checkup  

CoyoteUgly4U 53F
41 posts
7/8/2017 2:15 am

Last Read:
4/6/2018 10:20 pm
Hilarious: A Baby's First Checkup
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's
examining room waiting for the doctor to
come in for the baby's first exam.
Finally, the doctor arrived, examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well! We'll have to check you out.
Alright then, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She undressed and the doctor began his exam.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. He frowned, then continued squeezing and pressing for a few more minutes.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight - you don't have any milk!"
"I know," she said.
"I'm his Grandma, but I'm certainly glad I came." 😂😂😂😂 A smile just to brighten your day!
lov2showit 71M  
76 posts
2/6/2018 6:22 am

 Love that so funny,look forward to seeing more of your posts!


CoyoteUgly4U 53F
8 posts
7/8/2017 5:21 pm

 Thanks goodatpoetry2 , glad you liked it.


CoyoteUgly4U 53F
8 posts
7/8/2017 5:20 pm

 Thank you Jimmy, but I am not into X rated content and pornography. For me it takes away the mystery of fun and passion.


JimmyB7474 59M

7/8/2017 5:20 am

 LMFAO~! You have a wicked sense of humor Luv~! Welcome to blog land~! You needed one comment to move your blog from the "new blog" list to the regular list that everyone reads. Looks like you got that covered now.... if you have a moment, swing by my blog and say hello in the comments. WARNING content is rated X and will involve reading 4 letter words and references to sexual situations~! So don't come by if this doesn't interest you. And if it DOES................................................ see you there. Jimmy B.
My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
7/8/2017 3:18 am

 Another good one!


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