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FUNNY SAYINGS  

CoyoteUgly4U 53F
41 posts
1/20/2018 5:56 pm
FUNNY SAYINGS
1)Management Thought.
“Intelligence is like an underwear.

It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it........”

2)The human brain is most outstanding thing -
it functions 24hrs 365 days, right from the time ur born until u fall in love.

3)If your is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

4)Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to marry.

He says "the<b> wedding </font></b>rings look like miniature
handcuffs....."

5)My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

6)My wife got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

7)My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

8 ) I always hold my wife's hand. If I let go, she shops.

9)I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her,"How about the kitchen?"

10)I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

11)When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

12)Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

13)When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

14)Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

15)Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

16)Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

17)A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

18 ) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

19)Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

20)Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should be happier than others.

21)Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

Credit to LetsDoDate


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