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Humor  

ddevdas03 39M
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11/1/2017 10:04 am
Humor

Last night, I went to a party hosted by my rich Punjabi friend, Singh.

On arrival, he greeted me with his pretty wife and said, "LICK HER IN THE FRONT & BANG HER AT THE BACK".

I was SCANDALIZED!!!

Then his wife explained, "Bhaisahab! Unhone kaha, "LIQUOR IN THE FRONT & BHANGRA AT THE BACK"".
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure, a very attractive<b> nurse </font></b>comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. He obeys.

The<b> nurse </font></b>then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top of him and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act, he catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The<b> nurse </font></b>informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

She then wheels the patient, to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall, he looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, he asks, "What are they doing in there"?

The<b> nurse </font></b>responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but whereas you have come through Max HealthCare Insurance Co., they have come through CGHS (Central Govt Health Scheme) referrals !"

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