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Funny Friday - You always told me never to talk with my mouth full!  

Apollorising2057 63M
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11/2/2018 4:31 pm
Funny Friday - You always told me never to talk with my mouth full!






Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest ’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her<b> wedding </font></b>night.” She snuck by her second oldest ’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest ’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.


The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest about last night’s noises. “Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the mother assured her, turning to her middle . “Now why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.


“Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest . “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?” “Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”[
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sweet_VM 65F
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11/4/2018 2:51 pm

 Nice one Apollo hugs V
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Leegs2012 51M
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11/3/2018 9:39 am

 This one is even better!!!


Leegs2012 51M
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11/3/2018 9:38 am

 Great post !! LOL!!


Apollorising2057 63M

11/2/2018 6:42 pm
    Quoting  :
The blind Lion fucking their lunch it's hilarious!
Post whatever you like sexy!
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Apollorising2057 63M

11/2/2018 5:14 pm

 I really like it when my wife swallows!
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Apollorising2057 63M

11/2/2018 4:55 pm

 What are you finding funny, this day, Friday?
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