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It’s a Manly Thing?
It’s a Manly Thing? Sometime things creep in to our lives that we don’t even noticed but have a profound impact on how we view human interaction. Case in point, the Twist- Off top for a wine bottle versus the traditional Cork. May seems a very debate but it really brings forward the discussion of the roles of men and women in our modern society. I recently had a date with a Gentleman that I’ve known for a number of years. We get together for a quiet evening occasionally usually consisting of drinks and dinner and so forth. On this particular evening we decided to meet at the hotel where he was staying. After a couple glasses of wine in the bar he suggested we adjourn to his room and order Room Service, which we did. He ordered a light dinner for two and a bottle of Australian wine. Room Service finally arrived and everything seemed in place for a causal dinner. As he went to open the wine, he said, “God damn it, a Screw Top wine!” “What’s the problem?” I asked. I’ve known for a few years that a Twist-Off top is not an indication of the quality of the wine anymore. Many wine makers have gone to the Twist-Off top over the last few years for a variety of reasons and none of the reasons are because they are now producing inferior wines. He explained to me, that to him, opening a wine with a traditional Cork is key to the expectation of a superior wine. The process was needed to enhance the anticipation of enjoyment. Then he ended with this, “It removes the manliness from opening wine.” So, instead of displaying manliness in bed or in some other physical manner, he was equating opening a Twist-Off top to having Erectile Dysfunction , in my mind. I couldn’t believe some men are so sensitive about their perceived place as the Dominate member of our species that it has come to this somewhat meaningless gesture of opening wine as a way to display their preeminence. Guys, don’t be worried about losing your superiority. As long as you have a functional penis, you’ll be on top. Jan |
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Jan, You really have a knack for exposing the "screwed up" underbelly of the fragile male psyche. PS My penis works just fine but I like my lady on top sometimes
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5/13/2019 7:08 am |
a guy should worry about how he is going to screw his date and not how you unscrew or pop open a wine bottle seriously where is the priority here if he didn't like the screw cap he most likely didn't know the wine if he wanted to impress you with a good bottle of wine then he should have ordered one that he was familiar with
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I'm easy It's all good. You look great!! I love those sexy boots on your sexy LEGS!!
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There are some anachronistic things that are just satisfying to do. Expertly remove a cork, tune a Rochester QuadraJet, hand plane old growth oak. . .
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