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Holly's Haverings
 
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Welcome back...A F F style.
Posted:Aug 19, 2015 2:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2015 2:10 pm
21666 Views
So after a lovely holiday - that's "vacation" to you Yanks - I decided it was finally time to waste an hour blocking perverts, not reply to messages from Scottish guys who think it's cool to write nothing more than "Aloha"; ignore the fat 59 year old sporting a white beard and wearing a santa hat...I you not; a whole bunch of other stupid crap, and then this little gem below. The first message I read when I logged on tonight.

Jimmyishorneyx#
Well hello there holly xx
19/8/2015 8:48 pm

Me
Auto-reply message:

Thanks for your message! IF I'm interested I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If you haven't included a face picture then I won't reply. If you're bi, an attached/married man, over 40 or a couple I'm not interested. If you include a cock pic you won't get a reply. If you don't live in the same country as me you're wasting your time. I've no interest in online relationships, and I don't have the time to mail back and forth if you're looking to make a new online "friend", sorry! Read my profile and it will save you wasting your time and mine. Don't pester me if I don't reply to you, I won't change my mind. Thanks, and have a great day!
19/8/2015 8:48 pm

Jimmyishorneyx#
Go fuck your self bitch
19/8/2015 8:52 pm

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, where are your manners? Why so mean? Why such a whiny little MF?

One can only conclude that little Jimmy was excluded in my list of what I'm not interested in in my auto-reply. Or maybe he just didn't like my auto-reply. Personally, I think he's one of those dumb MFs that think I've just replied to him manually. Either way, that's no excuse for his awful attitude. His words hurt. I am crushed. Okay, they didn't and I'm not. But still

So, to you, Jimmy, you sad, pathetic little Irish leprechaun I say this. (Disclaimer; no offence to my Irish friends, haha! My grandparents were Irish so I can say that kind of stuff!)

Unlike you, I have no need to go fuck myself, I have a man to do that for me.

Other than your stunning personality, pray tell, what do you have? Other than that one ridiculous picture of your dick hanging out your shorts? Oh yeah...nothing.

Ugly is as ugly does, and you sure are ugly, Jimmy.

Due to the site's TOU I can't, of course, reveal Jimmy's true identity. Why, that would just be wrong Suffice it to say that the last letter of Jimmy's username is what he uses to sign his name, you know, him being a dumb prick and all.

I'd love to say the week can only get better on here but that isn't going to happen. It is, after all, A F F. I find myself spending less and less time here. More on that in another blog some other time.

I do, however, hope to catch up very soon with the few blogs I watch, and I really hope you are all well.

How is your inbox looking these days...?






11 Comments
I see your true colours shining through...
Posted:Jul 27, 2015 6:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2015 5:07 am
22043 Views
I always find it somewhat amusing when guys message me and think I can't see right through their BS. I think it's funnier when they can't keep track of their messages.

For the record the first message you see from this clown isn't actually his first. I don't recall when he sent the first one, but I know he sent the exact same message word for word to me before.

After every message he sends, he would immediately receive an auto-reply. This, along with my profile gives a very clear idea of what I'm looking for. The auto-reply is for those who claim to have read my profile, ignore my preferences, then go ahead and waste my time by messaging me anyway. And even then...still the messages come, as you can see from below.

People's true colours will always show in the end, as in this case with his last message before he blocked me, haha.



khassogi7#
Hello, how are you doing? Just came across your simple yet lovely profile and thought I should write to you as I liked what I read on your profile and feel we might share similar interests and will love to get to know you

About me: I’m a genuine black, very well–endowed, good looking gregarious guy from London with a wicked sense of humour, who is full of life, 5’11 (185cm) tall, university educated, work in finance, generous, a great listener, very polite and honest who loves to please, intelligent, ambitious, totally independent, mature and very single

I’m definitely no timewaster as can’t stand 1 myself, like to think myself as a gentleman and I’m very much interested in getting to know you more on your terms possibly when you are most comfortable over drinks and see what may transpire as I’m positive it will be fun. Please feel free to check my profile and videos if/when you can which I hope you will like and I’m happy to tell you more about myself should you be interested in taking this further

I don’t have facial or any other pictures on my profile due to personal and professional reasons but I’m happy to send you some via email should you request them (that is if my profile and message is of any interest to you)

Hope I haven't bored you to death with my long email lol; Looking forward to hear back from you even if you are not interested but I’m hoping that won’t be the case and maybe you’ll find what you are looking on this site and in your potential guy in me

Please do reply and kind regards

Romeo

PS: Do check out my video x

18/5/2015 8:36 am

khassogi7#
Hello again...

How you doing again? I sent a previous mail but can only guess you have been busy lol as I’m well aware of the huge amount of mails women receive on TSmeet due to the ratio of men to women which in my opinion is like 60:1 if not more and that’s heavily stacked in your favour lol.

I was hoping to hear back from you but never got back a reply but then again can only assume either you are not interested, don’t fit into your criteria or maybe you’ve just been busy to reply since we all have our busy lives and schedules to sort out outside this site and don’t always have the time to reply immediately.

I also understand you might be probably taking your time – as a woman here gets inundated with hundreds of messages a day, and I’m well aware very few are worth responding to, but I know from my own experience that it can reward patience because there are lively, intelligent, sensual people out there worth getting to know – like me lol.

I’m an easy going, down-to-earth, genuine guy and strongly believe I’m worth much more in person; it will be nice to get to know you more at your own terms over drinks or a meal and I will be most obliged to send you a face picture should you request one via email.

Looking forward to your reply even you’re not interested or don’t fit into your criteria for any reason which I’ll totally understand and respect it although I do hope that won’t be the case.

Kind regards and please do reply

Romeo

21/5/2015 5:54 am

khassogi7#
Hi

Accept my sincere apologies to have bothered you in the 1st place and in hindsight now feel maybe I shouldn’t, because with all the mails I sent so far which I got notifications you have all read, guess its best to now assume you are/were never interested but if you weren’t which is cool with me, would have been nice to at least replied telling me so given I did put time and effort into writing to you in great detail a few times (not that you had too )

No worries, I now get the memo lol, will let you be now and leave you alone, really hope you find what you looking for but you really didn't have to ignore every single one of my emails

Kind regards and all the best

Romeo
28/7/2015 12:49 am

Me
You have now had three auto-replies from me which very clearly states IF I am interested in you I will get back to you. I did not reply to you because I'm not interested in you.

The fact that you clearly ignored that part of my auto-reply is very much your own problem, not mine.

So although you appear to enjoy the role of "woe is me..I'm a victim", it simply does not wash with me.

Furthermore, contrary to what you state in your message, you are a time waster, as I state very clearly in my profile and auto reply that I am only interested in white, local guys with face pics. You are neither white, local, nor have any face pictures.

So do not preach to me about what I should or shouldn't do, when, in fact, it is you who is the time waster.

You're an attention-seeking time waster, and now you have your reply. I trust that will be the end of your ridiculous communications.


28/7/2015 1:21 am


khassogi7#
Piuss off...How come it took you bloody 3 moonths to reply...Unlike you I do have a life outside TSmeet and ot on here everyday and hide behind a computer to get compliments from men.

You should have replied, funny how you decided to reply now when I sent you that last message...a reply - romeo, not interested wont have been nice

Me; attention seeker, you wish !!!Now jog on....Your backward thinking beats me and wonder why I am even replying

Goodfornothingtimewaster
28/7/2015 1:25 am

His final reply is hilarious. "Unlike you I do have a life outside TSmeet...". Hmm, yet it's not me messaging you over and over again

"You should have replied"...ehm, I did, via auto-reply.

"Me; attention seeker, you wish...jog on....backward thinking...blah blah", say what, now? I wish you were an attention seeker? Sure, that makes sense to no one else but you, d'oh Jog on? From where? You're the idiot contacting me. Backward thinking? Yeah, I think he just pulled that one out of his ass for good measure. His claim to being "very polite" didn't last long, but I suspect his claim of being "very single", will.

"Goodfornothingtimewaster". Well, one can only assume he was looking in the mirror as he typed that.

Honest to God, you cannot make this stuff up

Have a wonderful week




8 Comments
AngusMcCoatup is MIA
Posted:Jul 9, 2015 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2015 3:33 pm
22776 Views
Unusually quiet, I checked Angus's profile only to discover he's removed it, and has disappeared into the night.

Oddly enough the site have kept all his blogs - including his profile pic, and basic info if you hover your mouse over the thumbnail. Still fudging the numbers even when he's gone Something we've discussed before on the blogs, and I'm sure he'd laugh at the irony.

I wouldn't normally blog about someone leaving the site, but I enjoyed Angus' blog a lot, and he will be missed.

An au revoir or a toodle pip would have been nice, though, Angus!

I sincerely hope all is well with you, and you didn't leave due to FullOn4U's constant sexual harassment


5 Comments
Isolation
Posted:Jun 27, 2015 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2015 2:20 pm
21469 Views

I've experienced a form of isolation since the 16th of June since receiving radioactive iodine treatment for an overactive thyroid. One small pill, one long time to be cut off from loved ones. Not long in the grand scheme of things, I know, but it's certainly been a long few weeks.

No prolonged contact with anyone since the 16th, although I'm delighted to report that tomorrow I can touch another human being, yay I didn't realise I would miss human contact this much, and in a few different ways. From sex, to simple hugs and kisses from my adorable nephew, who, I suspect might be in love with me as much as I'm in love with him Due to him being only five years old I can't see him until Tuesday, but he's all set to jet off on his holidays with his parents so we'll have to wait another week before seeing each other. We've chatted on Skype; you've got to love when a five year old Skypes you from his own account, haha. I've toured the tent he's set up in his bedroom from the comfort of my own bed as we blew kisses to each other and tried to outdo each other on the "how much I love you" front!

Me; "I love you to the moon and back, to infinity and beyond, and forever and always!"

Him; "Well...I love you to the moon and stars and all the planets and back and then back up to the moon and round all the planets and to infinity and back again forever!"...you can't beat that!

My extremely handsome, sexy FWB, Matt - a relationship which appears to be heading in a more serious direction - another story for another day. Now that's been difficult. He visits, he can't come near me, he can't touch me, he can't kiss me, he can't hold me...oh, it was painful! We mutually agreed it would be easier for him not to visit for a few days as it was driving us both nuts not being able to touch each other

Add to that, that I had my second viral infection in just under three weeks and felt beyond crappy and couldn't even enjoy my time off work, well, it's been a pretty miserable two weeks. And I'm not really one to do the whole "woe is me" thing, but I'm only human (yes, it's true!) and there are times when even I feel sorry for myself, haha. I know that's wrong, though, as this is no big deal, but it got me to thinking

I enjoy my own company. I'm one of those people who will make a point of spending time on my own. I'm one of those people who needs and enjoys my own space. Time to do what I want, when I want. I've always been that way and I don't foresee that changing anytime in the near future. Not many people I know understand that; mostly people who are married. But I wouldn't trade my life for theirs.

I did not enjoy the little period of isolation I experienced. I guess I have the luxury of selective isolation. I don't feel sad when I'm alone by choice. But I must admit, I did feel a little sad this past two weeks. I'm sure emotions were heightened due to being unwell over and above not having any physical contact with loved ones. On the upside, I did get to enjoy my third love...music



So, do you feel isolated sometimes? All the time? Does it bother you? Or have you accepted it and/or adapted your life/lifestyle to living that way? Do you wish you had more contact with people or are you happy with your lot, so to speak. Do you feel social media adds to your isolation - or to isolation in general - or maybe it helps you?

I would hope that if any of us know someone who lives in isolation, for whatever reason, we'd make the effort to include them in our lives, even in some small way. It's usually the small things that make all the difference.

And, yes, I have missed having sex...a lot! And I mean that in both ways, haha. I've missed having a lot of sex, and I've missed having sex...a lot! That all changes on Monday when Matt returns, and I honestly can't wait. While I still don't feel 100% due to the viral infection, I'm sure by Monday I'll be fighting fit, or die trying

I hope you're all having a wonderful weekend, whatever you're doing, whether you're alone or with someone




14 Comments
Shakespeare he ain't!
Posted:Jun 9, 2015 7:03 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2015 3:48 pm
21347 Views
musclexxxxx
WHERE ARE YOU?

Where are you?
Are you wrapped in a box?
Are you locked up in Fort Knox?
Are you swimming deep beneath the ocean?
Are you hiding in a bottle of magic potion?
Are you up high in a tree?
Are you floating on the Baltic Sea?
Are you stuffed in my back pocket?
Are you gaged and bound to a waterfront docket?
Are you submerged far below the earth where warm
Rivers flow and shifting rocks chant?
Or could it be, you surprised me and you are hiding in
My pants?
Are you in outer space?
Are you in a particular, private place?
Are you anywhere on this planet near me?
Are you someone, I can smell, touch, taste & see?
Will I ever stop being blue; because no passion with
My boo?
Are you near? Are you far?
Are you false? Are you true?
Are you warm? Are you cold?
Are you soft? Can I hold, or am I too bold?
I have one small request; because I am at wits end and I
Don’t know what to do?
Can you please, send me message, a smoke screen, a bugle
Call, a drum beat, a lion’s roar, something?
Beautiful lady, where are you?


Gosh, where do I begin? I can't decide if the most romantic line was me hiding in his pants or being locked up in Fort Knox...swoon

Let's hope he doesn't give up his day job

Has anyone ever written poetry for you? Not drivel like this. I mean real, romantic, heartfelt poetry? Or perhaps penned a tune or a song just for you?

Do tell...




13 Comments
Don't ask me for...
Posted:Apr 27, 2015 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2015 7:42 pm
22589 Views
...advice!

To clarify that title, don't ask me to advise you on how to change and/or improve your profile. What's up with that?

Today wasn't the first time I've been asked by a guy to advise them on what they could do to improve their chances on here.

How would I know? Despite what Whitney (RIP) sings, I am not every woman. I like what I like. I don't like what every other woman likes, and vice versa.

You see, this is why I know I should never, ever, ever reply to guys I'm not interested in. My auto-reply is very clear;if I'm interested in you I'll get back to you. But, no, I had to be nice and thank him for his message

No good deed goes unpunished...it's true

To be fair, it must be really disheartening to be one of those guys who never gets a reply to any of the messages they send. I do have a heart you know! Contrary to what you may have heard, haha. But I honestly don't have the time nor the inclination to be a good samaritan on an adult site.

I was advised today by a complete stranger from the other side of the pond to, and I quote "Keep the curly hair it looks amazing on you and sets you a part." What? I'm taking hair advice from Popeye now? I don't think so! I checked his profile out and he had a very old pic of him serving in the US Navy. I replied telling him the only advice I take on the way I look is my own.

Ahhh, men. Can't live with them, can't shoot 'em and get away with it

Have a wonderful week

Oh, wait, just as I was wrapping this up, Popeye has replied and isn't a happy bunny!

MikeM38_197*
Wow, what a snob. You take a genuine compliment and make me want to vomit at your arrogance. Great job princess.
27/4/2015 10:47 pm

Me
My arrogance? That's funny coming from someone who thought he could tell me how to keep my hair.

I thanked you for the compliment, so I have no idea what you're whining about.

Princess suits you more, along with cry baby.


I've met a lot of arrogant people, I've never once felt the need to vomit For a military "man" he doesn't have a very strong stomach As the days of our A F F lives turn...

Hold up, Popeye's not done yet...boy does he like the look of his own font

MikeM38_197*
Oh man, add to that that you think you know it all. I wasn't telling you what to do, what I said is you should wear it like that more because it sets you a part from the rest. You chose to see it as whatever you wanted. You're still just a but you'll realize that your looks won't last forever so do yourself a favor and grow up and don't be so shallow, arrogant, egotistical, and downright rude. I treat everyone with the respect that they treat me with. Take whatever you want from what I say, but know with how you perceive things that you're wrong about me. You'll get plenty of guys who want you, but that's because they will only look at you and not all of you. They'll ignore your arrogance because you're a pretty little piece of arm candy. But they won't want to truly be with you because you're all that I listed above. A real woman is the girl next door, and then some. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.
27/4/2015 11:02 pm


That's a lot of vitriol from old Popeye there. He has a very odd view of someone he knows nothing about. You can't make this stuff up Nice of him to block me after he spewed his guts, coward, haha.





17 Comments
Transformation
Posted:Apr 13, 2015 11:58 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2015 4:15 pm
22474 Views
From this...



Hotshotde*
Hiya holly. I'm new here and I'm an Irish guy passing thru Glasgow next week. I'm looking to meet up with a lovely Scottish woman for some NSA discreet fun. Would u be interested in meeting up? I'm a decent and respectful man. Hope to here from u. Take care x
11/4/2015 11:23 am

Me
Why don't you use your own pic instead of stealing one from the internet? So lame
11/4/2015 3:30 pm


to this...




I don't think I even have to add anything to this blog. The pics do really say it all in this case.

Have a wonderful week



13 Comments
Al Pacino is coming to town.
Posted:Mar 31, 2015 11:56 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2015 10:11 am
16984 Views

O M G Al Pacino is coming to Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium in May for An Evening With, yes, you've guessed it, Al Pacino!

I thought it was maybe an early April 1st joke, but no, he's been touring other venues, and on the 19th of May he'll be sharing stories of his career, and taking questions from the audience.

I'm a huge Pacino fan. I actually feel nervous at the thought of possibly seeing this Hollywood legend. Who could forget his outstanding performances in classics such as Serpico, Day Afternoon, Scarface, and, of course, The Godfather. I also loved him in Frankie and Johnny, and Sea of Love. Too many films to mention...

I imagine tickets will sell quickly. They're priced at £60-£150, but come on, it is Al Pacino!

I guess I'm a little concerned that the Al Pacino who will be interviewed on stage won't be the Hollywood Al I see in all those films I love so much. Will he leave me disappointed? Will I wonder what I ever saw in him? Will it end my relationship with Al?

What do you think? Would you want to meet one of your favourite actors? I think the term "idol" might be OTT. But if you have one, have you met them? Did they leave you feeling disappointed or wishing you hadn't met them?

Oh, the dilemma...


11 Comments
Living your relationship online
Posted:Mar 8, 2015 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2016 5:58 pm
15459 Views

Would you do it? Have you done it? Did you regret it?

Would you blog about it when it all goes wrong?

Do you think it's acceptable or tacky to share your sexual encounters with loved ones for friends and strangers alike to read?

Or do you think nothing is sacred anymore?

I wonder...
Hell, no! It's no one's business but ours!
Sure! I don't care who knows!
I just want my side to be heard first!
I just love sharing the nitty gritty of my intimate relationships!
Absolutely not. The odd comment here and there is fine, but no intimate details.
14 Comments , 50 votes
Romantic or creepy...?
Posted:Feb 10, 2015 4:55 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2015 5:40 am
19244 Views

You decide.

PC85**
When I saw you for the first time, I imagined the faces of our .
10/2/2015 11:28 pm


I really can't decide...
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard!
Is he good looking?
That's some creepy stuff right there
14 Comments , 137 votes
Theatre, public transport and loud mouthed bitches
Posted:Jan 30, 2015 5:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2015 3:38 pm
16537 Views
So I bought my Mum tickets for a show she wanted to see at the theatre. "The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular" for her birthday back in September, and last night was the big night.

Parking in the city can be a nightmare, so I took the unusual decision to use public transport.

And now I remember why I prefer to take my car...

The journey to the theatre was fine. On the way back to the train station, however, was a different story. The taxi driver was clearly going to burst a blood vessel because I couldn't get his stupid-ass slidy door thing shut. He finally gave up, getting his fat ass off his seat and coming round to shut it himself as he slammed his own door shut. My Mum and I just looked at each other like "Oooh, scary" - insert rolling eyes! He got to the station at high speed; fine by me. Not so fine perhaps for the four pedestrians he almost killed as we turned the corner to the station. This clown wasn't stopping for anyone. I told him to keep the change as I paid him. This turned him into Super Smily Taxi Man! He jumped up out of his seat, opening the door for us. "Come out this side, ladies, there's a step there and it's lower. There you go." Ohhh, so we all have a price, eh?

As we walked to almost the furthest away platform at the station, my poor old Mum was clearly exhausted from the long walk. And of course you know that big long train that's sitting there is going to go suddenly down to two or three carriages so you have to walk further to get on it It's like they want to tease you with the first six that's just sitting there. I swear this would not happen on any Thomas The Tank Engine programme!

We sit down out the way in fold-down chairs next to one of the connecting doors. A conversation ensues, which you can't help but hearing. Then we see what the discussion's about. All over the floor. Vomit. We look at each other horrified. Like, O M G, get me out of here but the train starts moving. Two obese, loud, obnoxious females with colours of hair that don't actually exist get in on the action. Shouting to the young drunk man to put his phone away. He's drunk, he's not deaf, sit your fat ass down and STFU. The rest of us don't need to hear you. Then there's a veritable Florence Nightingale who gets in on the drama. Soft spoken woman, a little younger than me, determined to look after the drunk. Wanting to look through his phone, contact someone to meet him. She fawned over him so much I thought I was going to vomit!

Then the conductor came along - not to check tickets - but he had a machine, so, I don't know. He stops briefly, sees the vomit covered compartment, the drunk, and what does he do? Nothing. Nada. Not a thing. Keeps moving.

At that point I did burst out laughing. "That's customer care right there!" I exclaimed, shaking my head in disgust.

And right there, between the vomit covered floor and the big mouthed women who were now advising a fellow passenger that his should be taken from his girlfriend as she's not fit to look after the , inbetween chatting up guys who were clearly scared of them - and hell, I was scared of them! Scared they might sit on me accidentally! Right there I remembered why I drive. Why I love my car. And why, next time I take my Mum to the theatre? We won't be using public transport.

Have a wonderful weekend

11 Comments
On the sixth day of the new year A F F gave to me...
Posted:Jan 6, 2015 2:14 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2015 7:59 pm
17621 Views
...more morons, different year!

Enjoy


trebor1064# (age 51)
I want to shove my cock in ur mouth and cum down ur throat
2/1/2015 12:44 pm


Charmed, I'm sure amp; I wonder how he proposes to do such a thing considering he's from North Hollywood, CA, USA?

My reply would have been something along the lines of "And I want to cut your dick off and shove it down your throat for thinking it's acceptable to talk to a woman that way..." but of course I'd be the one to have my account deleted for daring to talk back to scum like this. Gotta love the fairness of the site



Niceguys197# (age 45)
Why are you a fake profile ?
5/1/2015 11:24 am


Well, last time I looked I was definitely a person and not a profile A real one at that. No point in replying to this halfwit, it's clearly a cry for attention.

topboxer201#
Hey sexy how's you?
6/1/2015 11:28 am


Now, I know what you're thinking. "What's wrong with that? He's being perfectly polite!". Sure, if you can stomach the whole "How's you" part of that sentence. Ugh, yuck, puke, gimme a bucket! Let me just say I abhor this quite new and horrible way, IMO, of asking people how they are. Don't even get me started on the fact that's it's not even grammatically correct. "How's you?" can only be an abbreviation of "How is you?" who the hell talks that way? Ugh, go away, learn to speak proper-like!

Itstimeto201#
Hi Holly, how's you? Your profile reads well and your pics look too good to be true! I thought I'd dip my toe I'm the water and send a quick message....... I'm soon going to be spending a lot more regular time in Glasgow with my job ........ Maybe we could chat and see where it takes us?x
6/1/2015 11:42 am


It reads well, but how well did he read it? Not well at all. No face picture included. "...your pics look too good to be true!" A compliment wrapped up in a veiled accusation...? I don't know. I don't care, either, just more blog fodder, let's face it.

And the pièce de résistance.....
.


John1100198#
U like being face fucked xx
6/1/2015 5:04 pm


Is he asking me or telling me? Does he think the sentence is less offensive because he stuck two kisses at the end of his ridiculous message?

I was tempted to reply "Yes, I love it! Sadly, though, you wouldn't be up to the job as I see from your pics that you were at the end of the line when God was handing out large cocks!" Honestly, what a sad, teeny tiny, not to mention very ugly penis he has. Not to mention the fact that Santa clearly didn't bring him any razors for Christmas


So, Happy New Year to you! I sincerely hope your inbox is nothing like mine!



9 Comments
Picture Perfect
Posted:Dec 6, 2014 6:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2015 5:00 pm
17800 Views
So I submitted this photograph late last night, with the title

"Wow, you really don't look anything like your A F F pic..."


I thought it was kind of funny.

But, alas, as is so often the case, A F F did not!

They denied it as a profile picture saying it violated their photo guidelines.

After several emails back and forth - the same question, it just seems to take more than one person to understand the same question I received this reply today;


Your photo was rejected due to:

* Gender Mismatch (Profile photo must consist only one person)


What? I've seen hundreds of profile pictures with more than one person in them. I've always wondered why they're allowed, after all, how do we know that person gave permission for their picture to be posted on an adult site.

So, in the meantime, the site doesn't mind me using the picture in my albums, but just not as a profile picture. Oh, yes, because that really makes sense, doesn't it?

I'm sure, like me, you're now waiting with bated breath as to what A F F's next reply will be.

Until then? Have a great weekend




**UPDATE**

Well, well, well, suddenly the picture's in my profile photo album. Very mysterious


****UPDATE ****
A reply from A F F;

"I have reviewed your profile again and approved it for you. Our TSmeet team reviews several thousand photos each day and occasionally denies a photo by mistake."

Great! But it begs the question...How many A F F employees does it take to approve one picture...
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